I’ve missed everyone! I’m thinking by next week starting up my blog again but having it be non-celebrity. A completely different type of format. My two loves are celebrity news and also weird but true type news. I’m thinking of starting that kind of a blog here. It will still be called Nosy Snoop but non-celebrity. Hope everyone likes it. I have to fix up this site with a new look and re-arrange a few things around. Hope everyone is enjoying life and enjoying the nice weather! See you by next week!

I haven’t logged into my email account for a while and just did and it’s empty. Took too long to log in I guess. So if anyone emailed me, email me back again.

Original post by Capri

Carmen Electra performed a stage dance with The Pussycat Dolls and The Bombshells during a performance by ZZ Top for Spike TV’s first annual “Guys Choice” Awards. And in case you thought Carmen Electra dancing around half-naked on stage didn’t quality as news, well, you’re wrong. Just thought you’d like to know. And you know what else would qualify as news? Me not completely devastating a woman with my good looks. Hasn’t happened yet!

Original post by Suzi

In one of the most ridiculous accounts I’ve ever read, Lindsay Lohan’s ex-bodyguard, Lee Weaver, reveals he quit being Lohan’s bodyguard because she was too out of control. He tells the News of the World that Lohan:

ATTACKED a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off. SNORTED line after line with Simple Life star Nicole Richie in a TEN-HOUR binge. SLASHED her wrists with knives, sobbing that she “didn’t belong on this planet”. ENJOYED frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties — and even made a play for chart star Mariah Carey.

I don’t doubt that Lindsay Lohan is out of control, but this is insane. And by insane I mean 100% totally true. Although he left out the time she got into a fist fight with a homeless person and then ate his brains raw.

Original post by Suzi

There’s all sorts of wild reports coming in about Paris Hilton’s stay in prison. One friend claims the first time she was at the Century Regional Detention Facility “she had to use a sock as a scrunchy because her hair extensions got tangled.” Another report (and I hope to God this is true) claims Paris didn’t eat or drink for three days because she was afraid a prison guard might take her picture while she was on the toilet. A source tells the NY Daily News:

“She was absolutely terrified that one of the guards or staffers would get her with the cell-phone cam and it would wind up on the Internet,” a Hilton insider said yesterday. “She didn’t eat or drink a single thing for three days because she didn’t want to use the toilet. She was in real danger. She cried the entire time, and that wasn’t helping the dehydration.”

And this, my friends, is the woman who’s tired of pretending to be dumb. I can’t even imagine what’s going on in that brain of hers. If you x-rayed her head you’d see a kitten pawing at a ball of yarn. She’s like a child. By the time she’s released she’s going to be caught trying to dig her way out with a spoon.

Original post by Suzi

Sienna Miller showed up to this year’s Isle of Wight festival dressed like some sort of folklore creature. She looks like she should be living under a bridge, jumping out at passersby and threatening to take their first born unless they answer three riddles.

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Original post by Suzi

Paris Hilton called Barbara Walters collect Sunday to discuss her state of mind and her experience in prison, saying she used to act dumb but now wants to make a difference in the world. ABC News reports:

“I used to act dumb,” she told Walters in the exclusive phone conversation. “That act is no longer cute. Now, I would like to make a difference. … God has given me this new chance.” Hilton confirmed to Walters just how terrible her initial three days in jail were. It might explain why she cried when she was handcuffed and transported back to jail from her Hollywood home. “I was not eating or sleeping,” she said. “I was severely depressed and felt as if I was in a cage. … It was a horrible experience.”

It’s going to be funny as hell watching Paris Hilton try to act smart. I think she actually believes she’s not an idiot. In every interview she’ll probably try to talk about the Middle East, but when she’s asked to expand on it she’ll panic and end up calling everybody racist names. Then she’ll put on some fake glasses and a lab coat and try to work in words like ‘molecule.’ They won’t even be sentences. They’ll ask her a question and she’ll just say “Molecule” and then nod her head in satisfaction.

Original post by Suzi

Paris Hilton issued the following statement over the weekend saying she wouldn’t appeal her sentence:

“Today I told my attorneys not to appeal the judge’s decision. While I greatly appreciate the Sheriff’s concern for my health and welfare, after meeting with doctors I intend to serve my time as ordered by the judge.

I must also say that I was shocked to see all of the attention devoted to the amount of time I would spend in jail for what I had done by the media, public and city officials. I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places around the world.”

Looks like somebody finally told Paris to stop acting like a bitch and try to spin this thing in her favor. Although talking about the Middle East is pushing it a little far. My pet turtle has a better understanding of what’s going on over there than she does. Her original draft probably included references to Lord Voldemort and the horrible situation at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Original post by Suzi