Britney Spears was spotted leaving Winston’s in Hollywood with some friends before stopping by Jack In The Box and heading home at 2:30am. And I don’t know what you’d call a top like this, but it was barely staying on. But don’t get all excited, because it’s not even close to a nip slip. It’s barely even an areola slip. It’s more of a, “Hey, is there a smudge on my camera? Wait, that’s Britney Spea– BLEEAAAGGGGH!”

UPDATE: New pictures show the slip is a bit worse than originally imagined. For my EYES that is. Zing!

UPDATE 2: I don’t know how, but she somehow managed to get her dress facing backwards here. It’s like some sort of magic act.

UPDATE 3: Added some shots of Britney flashing her ass as she climbs into the back seat of her car after the jump. They’re not worth a whole new post so I just threw them on at the end of this one.

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Paris Hilton has been dropped by her team of agents at the Endeavor Talent Agency because she “just wasn’t worth it.” A rep for Endeavor confirmed that, “Paris is no longer a client.” A source tells Us:

“There was a lot of tension between Paris and her agents for a while. Her legal messes have totally consumed her, and she was always a difficult client. The goal was to make her the Martha Stewart of her generation. It just didn’t work out that way.”

How did Paris even land a talent agency in the first place? “Look, she can, like, stand around. You need somebody to stand around? We’ve got your woman.” And how were they thinking she’s anything like Martha Stewart? Hey, guys, I found an old basketball on the street. Maybe that can be the next Martha Stewart too. How about this bowl of cereal? My sock?

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Britney Spears was spotted leaving Winston’s in Hollywood with some friends before stopping by Jack In The Box and heading home at 2:30am. And I don’t know what you’d call a top like this, but it was barely staying on. But don’t get all excited, because it’s not even close to a nip slip. It’s barely even an areola slip. It’s more of a, “Hey, is there a smudge on my camera? Wait, that’s Britney Spea– BLEEAAAGGGGH!”

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Not that anybody cares, but ET is reporting that Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts have gotten married. The two were making their way into the Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall in New York City Sunday night when Liev allegedly said:

“We are married. You got it first. Break the story!”

This sounds like one of those offhand comments celebrities make to mess with the press. Although that’s usually done by celebrities who are actually famous. Naomi could give birth to a talking dinosaur and these two would still be the least interesting couple in Hollywood.

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Need to get to a strip club but don’t have a car handy? No problem. Owen Wilson pedaled his mountain bike to Scores West Side where he parked his bike in the check room and then sat down for some lap dances. A source tells Page Six:

“After a few hours, he said he was meeting friends at another club to bring back to Scores and could he leave the bike. They said, ‘No problem,’ ” our spy reports. “It was a fun night for him - Scores, regular clubs, then Scores again. Who needs Kate Hudson?”

Now that’s dedication. I’ve never found myself so desperate for breasts that I’d actually bike to a strip club. Then again I’m lazy. My house could be on fire and I’d have to think twice about leaving the couch. I’m actually posting this in my sleep. Impressed, ladies? I also watch Grey’s Anatomy and can do push ups with my tongue.

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Naomi Campbell landed the June cover of W magazine and was overheard telling friends she was the first black model to ever do so (which she isn’t). She then laughed: “All I had to so was scrub some floors and hit my maid.”

Haha, get it? Because she physically abuses people and that’s funny. All she had to do was hit her maid! Hilarious! I once pushed an old woman down the stairs because she smelled funny. Then when I started laughing she got all upset. I bet Naomi would’ve understood. She gets me.

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Anne Heche’s estranged husband, Coley Laffoon, has been awarded primary custody of their five-year-old son by a Los Angeles Superior Court judge. Laffoon, a stay at home dad, was asking for $33,000 a month in spousal and child support to maintain the “marital standard of living” to which he had become accustomed but got “far below his original demands.” In the court battled he alleged that Heche was insane and that he was the one who created a stable home life for their son. Heche fired back:

… that, yes, Laffoon might spend more time at home than she does, but only because she’s out earning a living and home is where he could engage in his favorite hobbies—playing ping-pong, playing poker, checking out online porn and masturbating.

This guy sounds like a tremendous winner. I don’t know if you can believe this, but he quit his $6,000-a-year career as a video photographer to raise their son. I mean, wow, he just walked away from all that money. What sacrifice. It takes an extraordinary amount of character to leave that kind of money so you can play ping-pong and masturbate to online porn all day. Abraham Lincoln could really learn something from this guy.

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