You know how rich people buy really nice expensive clothes and then look really good in their really nice expensive clothes? Well none of that applies to Britney Spears, because she always looks like she just fished something out of the Wal-Mart bargain bin. I like how she chooses to dress like this, but then obsessively pulls her shirt down to cover up her belly. And you know what else I like? Baby pandas. And ice cream. Put those two together and you’ve got yourselves a party.

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It’s unclear why, but Paris Hilton reportedly saw plastic surgeon, Dr. Steven Hoefflin, last Friday while she was on house arrest. A source says he’s sort of the Hilton family’s private doctor, and consults family members on medical issues including, but not limited to, cosmetic issues.

This guy used to be Michael Jackson’s former plastic surgeon and has also done work on Sylvester Stallone, Joan Rivers, and Janet Jackson. So really, he’s less of a doctor, and more of a guy with a scalpel who has absolutely no idea what he’s doing. I really have no idea why Paris would be seeing him, since you’d get about the same quality of work from a blender.

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Beyonce Knowles would regret to know that she had left an ardent admirer heartbroken when she refused to sign a potrait of herself that took him well over 80 hours to paint.

Artist Paul Stillwell, who took to painting to deal with his mum’s death, had painted the ‘Destiny’s Child’ star in the cover of her ‘Dangerously in Love’ album.

Stilwell wanted to get the singer’s autograph on his work and he travelled all the way to London to meet her, when she visited the country for her Wembley concert.

“I travelled 100 miles to London and waited outside her hotel for five hours. … When she came out I showed her my painting and said, ‘Beyonce, will you sign my painting?’ She said, ‘No, sorry,’ and walked away,” the New York Daily News quoted him, as saying.

The artist said that he was ‘devastated’, when the 25-year-old walked away without even considering his request.

He added that it took him more than three days to make the portrait and Beyonce did not even want to spare 2 seconds to sign on it.

“I was devastated, as the painting took me over 80 hours to paint and I had put my whole heart and soul into it. I was shocked that she wouldn’t take two seconds of her time to sign her name on it,” he added.

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Pamela Anderson who turns 40 on July 1st… celebrated her b’day well in advance with her fellow PETA representatives at Sublime restaurant in Fort Lauderdale. Pammie is seen blowing her candles wearing a sexy red dress which made the most of her assets all eyes were on her.

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As if flashing her boob and ass weren’t enough, Britney Spears showed what a lady she was by flashing her panties as she was leaving a nail appointment in Los Angeles yesterday. She’s almost too classy. I bet when she sips tea she sticks her pinky finger out and says stuff like, “Mahvelous, dear!”

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Britney Spears was spotted in a yellow bikini carrying Jayden James over the weekend. And I’m tempted to say she almost looks good here. But I won’t, because that would go against everything I believe in. Actually, eating peas would go against everything I believe in. Why eat peas when you can eat candy? That’s what I always say.

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Shar Jackson is reportedly seven weeks pregnant with another of Kevin Federline’s children. She got a positive result from a home pregnancy test and then confirmed it with a visit to her gynecologist a few days later. A good friend of hers tells Star:

“Shar wants to tell Kevin, but she keeps getting cold feet! She’s really scared of what he’ll say – if he’ll be excited or furious. She said, ‘What if he doesn’t want another kid?’ After all with her two, and Brit’s two, he’s got his hands full already! It would be Shar’s dream for them to get married and have another baby. She’d love to be living the family life with Kevin.”

Wow. Really? I mean really? I can’t figure out who’s dumber, Kevin Federline for being Kevin Federline or Shar Jackson for letting him get her pregnant three times. After having two of his kids you’d think she would’ve already learned her lesson. And by learned her lesson I mean killed herself. How do you have K-Fed’s penis inside of you and go on living? Holocaust survivors have it easier.

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