Victoria Beckham celebrated the launch of her dVb denim line yesterday at Saks Fifth Avenue in New York. Although I find it difficult to believe women actually want to look like her. Yeah, she’s skinny, but she barely looks human anymore. I could put something together with some broomsticks and tape that would look more natural.

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David Hasselhoff was awarded primary physical custody and sole legal custody of his two daughters today, despite the fact that last month a judge suspended his visitation rights when a tape surfaced showing him drunk and eating a burger off his living room floor while his daughter pleaded with him to stop drinking.

Just goes to show nothing can stop David Hasselhoff. You could drop a truck on him and he’d just catch it and throw it to the side while laughing. Then he’d say something into his watch and get into a talking black car before driving to the beach and running around in red shorts saving people’s lives. I think I saw a documentary about him on TV once and that’s what he does right? That’s his life?

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He is “sick” of her formulaic music…

Über camp singer-songwriter Rufus Wainwright has blasted the pop royalty that is Beyonce Knowles.

In the scathing attack, Wainwright said he was “sick” of Beyonce’s music and that a lot of it is very formulaic.

He ranted to Spin Magazine: “I’m really sick of Beyonce. All of her songs are formulaic and produced in the basest way. There’s no enlightenment. Like most mainstream pop these days, it’s more of a scientific experiment than an artist experience. But hey, it’s your life, you know.”

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Pamela Anderson would turn all of 40 on July 1st and she has already begun her celebrations. She partied with fellow PETA supporters and made huge money at the illusionist Hans Klok’s nightly show.

As long as her boobs are not sagging she has no reason to worry about her age…. as for the face…. I’m afraid that shows… but Pammie has no issues with her age whatsoever.

She says, “I have no problem with being 40. I think 40 is the new 20.”

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Lindsay Lohan might be leaving the Promises rehab facility soon. A source tells Gatecrasher:

“She’s scheduled to be out of rehab by next week. She’s taken rehab very seriously. She has cut a lot of negative influences in her life. She and [mom] Dina speak every day.”

She checked in May 28th and was supposed to do a 30 day program, so if she gets out by next week it means she’ll have left the program early. And if there’s one thing Lindsay doesn’t need, it’s to get out of rehab early. You wouldn’t set Hannibal Lecter free just because “he hasn’t eaten anybody in over a week.” I know it’s not like prison and she can leave whenever she wants, but if she’s really taking this seriously she should complete the program. Otherwise I’ll save myself some time and start writing future headlines now: “Lindsay Lohan arrested after driving her car through an office building.”

And here’s Lindsay taking a break from rehab to go workout at a Malibu gym.

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Rumors have been circling that Nicole Richie is pregnant with Joel Madden’s baby, but she’s been dodging the question in interviews. However, a good friend of hers says she’s definitely pregnant and is hoping it’ll keep her out of jail. She tells Page Six:

“Nicole is kind of hoping her pregnancy will keep her out of jail,” the friend said. Richie is facing time due to a DWI arrest earlier this year. But friends are concerned and “wondering if she can carry the baby to term because of her weight issues.”

I can’t figure out what’s more horrifying, that people are actually having sex with Nicole Richie or that she’s carrying a baby in that tiny little body of hers. There’s no way she’s going to be able to carry this child to term. She can barely eat enough to keep herself alive. And can you imagine her trying to raise a child? The kid would be better off being raised by a raging fire.

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Just a friendly reminder, Bob Barker’s final episode of The Price Is Right will air tonight at 8pm. As long as he doesn’t physically turn into dust I think it’ll be considered a success.

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