Jessica Simpson was spotted at a Hollywood gym wearing some shorts. And, um, that’s about it. I wish I could find a legitimate excuse to put these up but we’re going to have to go with “I felt like it” on this one. And who knows what I’ll feel like putting up tomorrow. A man so good at arcade basketball your brain will explode? Or maybe a naked Dane Cook trying to mount Jessica Alba in some horrible Photoshop action. The skies the limit, my friends. The skies the limit.

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Evangeline Lilly, who plays Kate on Lost, was spotted at Vancouver Airport giving the finger to the paparazzi. Although for some reason it’s way less annoying than when Britney Spears or Avril Lavigne do it. Probably because she’s so adorable. It’s like a puppy trying to bite you with its tiny little mouth. You just want to shake you head side to side and go, “Who’s a little princess? You are! You are!”

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The Sun is reporting that Katie Holmes is pregnant with her second child with Tom Cruise. She was spotted with Tom in Madrid, trying to hide her bump under a loose dress as they watched David Beckham’s last game at Real Madrid. And even though she’s in the early stages of pregnancy, she apparently downed some alcohol at the post-match party.

A source said: “Katie and Tom are thrilled about having another baby on the way. She is glowing with happiness.”

As crazy as Tom Cruise is, Suri turned out to be painfully cute. The only way their next kid is even going to come close is if it comes out a baby koala dressed in a sailor outfit.

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Celebrity Babylon got photos of Jennifer Aniston meeting up with her former mother-in-law, Jane Pitt. Pitt was escorted by Brad Pitt’s security team in a black SUV and taken to Jennifer’s rented Malibu beach home.

According to our Celebrity Babylon snapper, “The second the SUV was feet from the place, Jen’s bodyguard rushed out and got the door for Jane. She was quickly taken into the house where she stayed for the next two hours.”

I’m not sure why this qualifies as news. I think they want you to believe that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt’s mom are conspiring against Angelina Jolie in some way. And yeah, maybe they are sitting around a black cauldron chanting strange incantations and throwing in pictures of Angelina Jolie, but that doesn’t mean anything. My ex-girlfriend did that all the time and she assured me it was just normal girl behavior. As was calling my home at weird hours and threatening to murder me in my sleep. You know, just girls being girls.

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Tara Reid was spotted in Manhattan yesterday, which isn’t really news, I just thought it was funny that the paparazzi are still following her around. The guy at Starbucks who makes my coffee has a bigger career than her.

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Beyonce Knowles will always be one step ahead of the press to keep her personal life under wraps - because she’s already accustomed to the tricks of the trade.

The Irreplaceable singer is reportedly engaged to rapper Shawn ‘Jay-Z’ Carter - but Knowles insists the media will be the last to hear about any developments in her love life.

She tells U.S. magazine Vibe, “I keep my personal life to myself and it is what it is. And even my personal life - because I don’t talk about it - people try to start things to make me talk about it.

“They say, ‘Oh well, if we say something’s going wrong, then maybe she’ll talk about it, and then we’ll get to find out.’ But I’m smarter than that - I already know the tricks!”

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I wonder if that is anything to be proud of but Pam’s kids are the envy of all their friends coz they get to hang out at the Playboy Mansion, oogling at semi-nude women I suppose.

“Every Easter I take the boys ­ it’s a tradition,” explains Pamela, 39. “My kids even call Hugh Hefner Uncle Hef. But they realised he wasn’t a blood relative. They said, ‘He’s not our real uncle, is he? Because you had no clothes on in his magazine.’ ”
Pamela got her first big break as a Playboy centrefold in 1989 ­ although
she was originally unsure if it was the right thing to do.

“My mum told me to do it,” she recalls. “I called and asked her opinion.
Hugh kept asking me, so finally I asked mum what she thought. She said that,
if it was her, she would do it. So I agreed.”

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