• 22. Cockburn, Western Australia

• 21. Twatt, Orkney, Shetland Islands, Scotland

• 20. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu, New Zealand

• 19. Muff, Ireland

• 18. Looneyville, Texas, United States

• 17. Titty Hill, Sussex, England

• 16. Thong, Kent, England

• 15. Gravesend, Kent, England

• 14. Wetwang, Yorkshire… yep! England again!

• 13. Spread Eagle, Wisconsin

• 12. Bald Knob, Arkansas, United States

• 11. Cockup, Cumbria, England

• 10. Whiskey Dick Mountain, Washington State, United States

• 9. Hookersville, West Virginia

• 8. Hell, Michigan, United States

• 7. Toad Suck, Arkansas, United States

• 6. Middelfart, Denmark

• 5. Horneytown, North Carolina, United States

• 4. Shitterton, Dorset, England

• 3. Disappointment, Kentucky, United States

• 2. Fucking, Austria

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Cops found drug user Reggie Sackey, 27, had an 8mm pistol jammed in his buttock cheeks and wrapped in a sock.

Sackey was stopped after police saw him driving without a seatbelt in Tooting, South London.

They arrested him after finding a bag of marijuana and uncovered the gun in a station search.

Elwood, dark colored and hairless — save for a mohawk-like puff of white fur on his head — is often referred to as “Yoda,” or “ET,” for his resemblance to those famous science fiction characters.

“I think he’s the cutest thing that ever lived,” said Elwood’s owner, Karen Quigley, a resident of Sewell, New Jersey.

Quigley brought Elwood out to compete for the second year at the annual ugly dog contest at the Marin-Sonoma County Fair. Elwood placed second last year.

Most of the competing canines were also Chinese Crested, a breed that features a mohawk, bug eyes and a long, wagging tongue.

Quigley said she rescued Elwood two years ago. “The breeder was going to euthanize him because she thought he was too ugly to sell,” said Quigley.

“So ha ha, now Elwood’s all over the Internet and people love him and adore him.”

Since Sunday, one of the two channels on Natalie Meilinger’s baby monitor has been picking up black-and-white video from inside the space shuttle Atlantis. The other still lets her keep an eye on her baby.

“Whoever has a baby monitor knows what you’ll usually see,” Meilinger said. “No one would ever expect this.”

Live video of the mission is available on NASA’s Web site, so it’s possible the monitor is picking up a signal from somewhere.

“It’s not coming straight from the shuttle,” NASA spokeswoman Brandi Dean said. “People here think this is very interesting and you don’t hear of it often — if at all.”

Meilinger silenced disbelieving co-workers by bringing in a video of the monitor to show her class on Tuesday, her students’ last day of school. At home, 3-month-old Jack and 2-year-old Rachel don’t quite understand what their parents are watching.

“I’ve been addicted to it and keep waiting to see what’s next,” Meilinger said.

Summer Infant, the monitor’s manufacturer, is investigating what could be causing the transmission, communications director Cindy Barlow said. She said she’s never heard of anything similar happening.

The Manhattan store is revamping its shoe department, and when it moves from the fourth floor to an 8,500-square-foot space on the eighth floor in August, customers will be able to send mail to 10022-SHOE.

“We believe it’s such a big move for us it deserves its own ZIP code,” Saks (nyse: SKS - news - people ) spokeswoman Lesley Langsam Kennedy said Thursday. “We wanted to make it a destination.”

The retailer worked with the U.S. Postal Service on the new ZIP code - but only the last four characters, which aren’t necessary when mailing something, are specialized. The rest of the neighborhood shares 10022.

The institute made the discovery during a study of toxic substances in the air of Rome, Taranto, in the heel of boot-shaped Italy, as well as in Algiers. The results found that in Rome, there were traces of cocaine and cannabis — as well as nicotine, caffeine and benzopirene, which is commonly released in cigarette smoke and auto emissions.

“The highest concentrations of cocaine were found in the center of Rome and especially in the area of the University of La Sapienza,” said Dr. Angelo Cecinato, who led the investigation.

Researchers can’t say for sure why the high concentrations were registered in those locations, but Cecinato stressed that the findings didn’t necessarily mean that cocaine and cannabis are more heavily used there.

The report said the maximum concentration of cocaine in Rome — 0.1 nanograms per cubic meter — was five times less than the legal limit for toxic substances in the air. Nevertheless, researchers said even the small amount was reason for concern.