Christina Aguilera showed up to her “Back to Basics” Press Conference in Shanghai sporting some gigantic boobies. Which doesn’t really prove if she’s pregnant or not, but definitely proves that I enjoy looking at her chest. I mean, uh, her brain. Her beautiful bouncing brains. She looks smart.

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The Learning Annex has asked Paris Hilton to speak at the Real Estate and Wealth Expos in Seattle, Chicago, New York and Boston. They’re offering her $1 million to teach a one-hour class on “How to Build Your Brand.” The $1 million offer is the second highest speaking fee ever offered in the world, second only to The Learning Annex’s star instructor, Donald Trump. The Learning Annex President and Founder Bill Zanker says:

“Paris Hilton is a brilliant entrepreneur who has built an incredible brand.”

You’d have to be the dumbest human being alive to take advice from Paris Hilton. She’s going to go up on stage for thirty seconds and list off her keys to success: “Be born into a wealthy family, have a famous name, act slutty, and let people tape you having sex.” Then during question and answer time people will ask her business questions and she’ll respond, “I didn’t really understand that. Want me to take my top off?”

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Brooke Hogan performed at the Kiss 95.1 radio show in Charlotte, North Carolina looking like some sort of transsexual rodeo clown. How is her manager letting her show up to events like this? First of all she’s a dude. And then there’s the fact that she’s a dude. And also she’s a dude. So really, the only time she should ever be dressed like this is in private, standing in front of a mirror and crying.

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Demi Moore was spotted in New York City Saturday morning making a run for her hotel room without a bra on and with her nipples showing through her shirt. And what exactly is she thinking here? “Hmm, I need to get to my hotel room, my nipples are 100% visible through my shirt, and I’ve got a jacket. What am I going to do?” Then she ponders for a bit and declares triumphantly, “I’ll put the jacket on my head!” She’s like the opposite of MacGyver. You could give her a nail and a hammer to hang up a frame and she’d end up putting the nail through her foot and eating the hammer.

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Jenna Jameson brought her ginormous boobs to a signing at the ‘07 Erotica convention in Los Angeles over the weekend and showed up walking that horrifying line between hot and disgusting. She looks better than I’m used to seeing her, but considering she used to look like this, she could’ve shown up with three eyes and a fin and it would’ve been an improvement.

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Pamela Anderson seems to have bitter experiences with rockers. After having her fill of musicians she has vowed tha she wont date anymore sexy but wreckless rock stars.

After two failed marriages – to Tommy Lee and Kid Rock – the 39-year-old is currently single.

‘I don’t have a man looking after me at the moment,’ she says. ‘I like to have someone, but with two kids and two ex-husbands, I know I’ve got too much baggage.

‘And I’m definitely through with rock stars. I don’t get any financial support from my ex-husbands and I don’t support them.’

As long as her sons Brandon, 10, and Dylon, 9, are happy, the busty babe is content.

‘My biggest concern has always been my boys,’ she tells Sunday magazine, ‘and they are completely well adjusted and happy.’

Thats why I suppose she has fallen for magician Hans Klok now!

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Cameron Diaz visited Peru’s Macho Picchu last Friday and offended everybody there by carrying around a green bag with a red star and the phrase “Serve the People” in Chinese. Turns out the phrase is a slogan used by Chinese Communist leader Mao Zedong, and Peru has a history of communist insurgencies, including the Maoist Shining Path insurgency of the 1980s and early 1990s that left nearly 70,000 dead. A Peruvian human rights activist tells the AP:

“It alludes to a concept that did so much damage to Peru, that brought about so many victims. I don’t think she should have used that bag where the followers of that ideology did so much damage.”

On Sunday, Cameron apologized for her idiocy, emailing a statement to the AP:

“I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have inadvertently offended. The bag was a purchase I made as a tourist in China and I did not realize the potentially hurtful nature of the slogan printed on it. I’m sorry for any people’s pain and suffering and it was certainly never my intention to reopen what I now know is a painful wound in this country’s history.”

That’s what happens when you’re Cameron Diaz and stupid. I heard last month she wanted to visit Alabama wearing her new ghost costume, but at the last minute canceled and went to an Indian reservation wearing her cowboy outfit instead.

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