Britney Spears was spotted leaving club Joseph last night dressed like a street prostitute. And because she’s Britney, she ended up stripping down to her bra and getting some Carl’s Jr. drive-thru. Oh wait, but it’s okay, because she covered her face with a shirt. She then asked the paparazzi if they had any photos of Paris being freed from Lynwood, and after they showed her the shots, she borrowed the camera and played paparazzi. Can you imagine being her kids? There’s not even a word that describes how ashamed they must be of their mom. In five years when other kids start asking who their mom is, they’ll just look around the room in a panic, point at a random object, and go, “The lamp!”

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Hey folks… didnt wanna scare you guys… just wanted to share how Pam looks sans her expensive make-up… Honestly folks… she aint got nothing except her boobies… that too fake!

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Kim Kardashian is stuffing her ass right? Like seriously just sticking cushions down there. Every time I see her that thing seems to be growing. She’s like an average girl with the ass of an obese woman. A monkey could climb out from back there and it’d just be like, “What, only one?”

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WWE wrestling superstar Chris Benoit was found dead along with his wife and 7-year-old son in what police believe was a murder-suicide. Benoit and his wife and son were discovered Monday afternoon in their Atlanta home. TMZ reports:

Several Atlanta-based law enforcement sources have told TMZ Benoit may have strangled his wife on Saturday, then smothered his son in his bed a day later. Investigators refuse to officially comment, pending final confirmation by the coroner on the cause and time of the deaths. One source told TMZ that Benoit was texting friends during Sunday’s WWE “Vengeance” Pay-Per-View program — possibly watching the show with his son, who may have been alive at the time. According to sources, Benoit then hanged himself Monday in a weight room inside the family home.

So, uh, yeah. Did you hear? Paris Hilton got out.

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Britney Spears was spotted with her breast hanging out as she tried on clothes at Jill Roberts in Beverly Hills yesterday. Her assistant was handing her clothes to try on and she didn’t feel the need to keep her curtain closed, because, well, how else are people supposed to see her naked? Besides, who doesn’t try on clothes in the middle of the store? Sure, the salespeople are always yelling at me to get into a dressing room but that’s just because they don’t want me setting off all their fire alarms.

The first two pictures are slightly NSFW so click with caution.

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TMZ got their hands on an amazingly realistic self portrait Paris Hilton drew of herself while at the Lynwood jail. The picture shows her standing at a pay phone inside the jail and she’s even got Larry King Live on in the background. Some people call the Mona Lisa a masterpiece, but that’s only because they’ve never seen this. And look, she even signed it. As if somebody else would actually want to take credit for this. I’d rather take credit for a double homicide than have people think I drew this.

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Paris Hilton was released from prison today just after midnight. She served 23 days in jail and lost nearly 10 pounds during her stay. And in other news I found an old cake lying in the street. Free dessert!

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