It’s a super slow news day, which means absolutely unnecessary pictures of random people nobody cares about. Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio at the opening of the Victoria’s Secret Candy Store in New York yesterday. After looking at Britney Spears and circus monsters all day, it’s a bit of a shock to see somebody even remotely attractive. I’m not a scientist, but I’m pretty sure if you put Alessandra Ambrosio and Britney Spears in the same room Britney’s face would explode. But only because I’d punch a hole through it while screaming, “Get away from her, she’s mine!” Then I’d lock eyes with Alessandra, flex, and we’d fall in love and live happily ever after. Based on a true story.

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John Stamos was basically kicked out of Australia after making an ass out of himself for two days straight on their public television. The Australian news reports:

Channel 9 was forced to cut short Stamos’s media schedule … after he went on a second tirade in two days, during an appearance on Kerri-Ann Kennerley’s morning show yesterday. The former Full House heart-throb was obviously disorientated as Kennerley’s guest as part of a promotional tour Down Under in which he has constantly appeared blurry-eyed, tired and dishevelled. “It was a bit like he’d perhaps come from a hotel mini-bar in true Hollywood style,” a diplomatic Kennerley said. He reacted violently to claims he was bleary-eyed, staggering and slurring at an interview with TV writer Stephen Downie. Stamos, 38, went on the attack when Kennerley asked about his tired and emotional condition. After calling on Australia’s Greek community to boycott The Daily Telegraph over his treatment, Stamos then turned on KAK herself, insulting the TV star’s outfit and gyrating around with one of the studio props … After his disastrous performance on morning TV, all other interviews were cancelled and Stamos was put on a plane back to the US.

John Stamos’ official stance is that he was jet lagged, although sources say he appeared to be healthy the day he arrived when he was spotted at Sydney strip club Pure Platinum. Plus he was drunk. So, you know, the whole jet lag excuse isn’t really necessary. Being drunk is enough, man, don’t worry about it.

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I get the feeling these are old, but they’re making the rounds on the ol’ interweb so I’m putting them up anyway. They’re personal shots of Hayden Panettiere - the cheerleader from Heroes - licking a statue’s butt and then, um, paying her friend to spank her? I guess? She doesn’t turn 18 for another two months, so whatever you’re thinking it’s probably illegal. Unless you happen to be thinking about a cure for cancer. That’s, you know, especially illegal.

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Pamela Anderson might be a world famous celebrity but her business sense is terrible I must say! She failed at the online Poker business and now she is willing to try her hand at opening strip clubs in Finland.

She has also decided that she will call them Lapland…

We all know that she is fond of stripping… be it for a movie or for a cause… she is always game for stripping.

Well Pam… I thought you were there to strip people of fur… and not clothes! I hope it doesn’t turn out to be another FlopLand

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Beyonce took to the stage encased in a metal robot costume, complete with curvy thighs, for a showstopping routine at an awards show.

Seems like it might have been quite a…. PAIN in Beyonce’s you know what…. if you dont believe me check out her expression… seems like telling loads about it!

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Britney Spears was spotted running around town yesterday dressed in what I guess is her everyday normal clothes now. Her entire outfit looks like it’s three sizes too small, and I’m pretty sure her shirt was designed to fit a 12-year-old. I could go to a store, close my eyes, and randomly throw things at a mannequin and put together a better outfit. It wouldn’t even have to be a clothing store. I could be at Home Depot and I’d still end up with something better than this.

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Michelle Marsh - who I think might be famous in the UK for doing absolutely nothing - was spotted running around the beach topless trying to prevent her gigantic boobs from tearing off. And wow are those things big. My eyes cartoonishly popped out of my head when I looked at them. This must be what people feel like the first time they get a glimpse of my biceps.

I can’t tell if anything naughty is actually showing, so I’m just going to go ahead and say these are slightly NSFW.

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