Jessica Simpson was spotted walking around Hollywood dressed like this. And she looks decent enough, but what’s going on with her purse? She looks like she stole it form a kindergarten class. It probably wouldn’t normally even look that weird except she’s dressed like she’s heading off to a high school prom. Which reminds me, I better bet going. Those girls aren’t going to emotionally scar themselves!

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Stephanie Tanner showed up to the launch of the Pink Taco restaurant in Los Angeles yesterday with some massive new boobs. At least I think they’re new. The last time I saw her she was 8-years-old and asking Bob Saget about puberty, so for all I know she grew these herself. In a doctor’s office that is! Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all night.

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Dreamgirls stars Beyonce Knowles and Jennifer Hudson led the winners at the US BET awards, taking two prizes each.

Knowles won best female R&B artist and video of the year for Irreplaceable at the ceremony, organised by the Black Entertainment Television network.

Oscar-winner Hudson was named best new artist and best actress.

Forest Whitaker took the best actor prize at the Los Angeles show, while Diana Ross was given a lifetime achievement award.

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Paris Hilton flew to Hawaii after her Larry King interview and arrived in Maui yesterday wearing a straw hat, sunglasses, and a black wig. I’m assuming this is part of her campaign to reinvent herself as Smart Paris. Except everything she knows she learned from elementary school jokes, so she doesn’t quite realize it takes more than changing your hair color to be taken seriously. She’ll always be Paris Hilton. She could win the Nobel Prize in physics and every time you ran into her on the street you’d still feel the uncontrollable need to pee on her.

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Kevin Federline is refusing to sign his divorce papers because he’s concerned about Britney Spears’ recent behavior, and wants proof Britney is able to handle joint custody of their children. A source tells People:

“Britney’s attorneys are anxious to see Kevin sign off on a divorce. But Kevin and his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan are dragging their heels out of concern over reports of Britney’s post-rehab partying. [Federline] wants to make sure that the divorce document makes it simple enough for Kevin to downsize Britney’s access to her kids the next time her behavior troubles him.”

You know you’re in a bad place when Kevin Federline is concerned about your parenting skills. If you went to Britney Spears’ house you’d probably find one of the kids tucked under a table leg to keep it from wobbling.

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22-year-old pop singer Lily Allen was arrested yesterday after allegedly attacking a photographer outside a London nightclub back in March. She went to a London police station yesterday morning by appointment and was arrested, but then released on bail. A Scotland Yard spokeswoman confirms:

“At 9.30am yesterday, a 21-year-old woman attended a central London police station by appointment. She was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault. She has been bailed to return on a date in late July.”

I’m not that familiar with Lily Allen, but it’s always amusing when a tiny little girl beats up a photographer in his 40’s. I know the paparazzi aren’t that awesome to begin with, but I’m pretty sure this guy is required by law to turn in his testicles. And Lily? Well she’s required by law to get in my bed. Man, that’s an attractive face!

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