Fergie has become the first singer to use product placement and is being paid a ridiculous $4 million by Candie’s to promote their clothing line in her songs. An executive at Interscope says:

“With record sales in decline, you must find novel ways to make money out of the music. The trick is to make the brand part of the song so that it slips down easily rather than chokes the fan. Candie’s will have no say over exactly what Fergie will sing, or when. Fergie does not sing jingles so it will have to work unobtrusively in the song.”

Fergie? Really? They want Fergie to promote their clothing line? Maybe they should sit back and think about this a little longer. Why not just ask a bear in a clown outfit to promote their clothes? Or my four-year-old niece? She puts on garbage sometimes. Why not ask her?

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“Thanks for letting me borrow your bikini, grandma.”

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are currently in St. Tropez, France having a joint bachelor/bachelorette party before their wedding this weekend. And because it’s St. Tropez, of course Eva Longoria was spotted in her bikini. Although i wouldn’t really consider this thing a bikini. I barely even consider it clothes. I could put together a more flattering outfit by just throwing a bowl of spaghetti at her.

NOTE: I’m 90% sure she peed herself here.

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Turns out Mindfreak magician Criss Angel has been married for the past five years to a woman named Joanne Sarantakos, and the two kept their relationship a secret to increase Angel’s sex appeal (?) amongst fans. However, now the two are getting divorced, and Cameron Diaz is denying she had anything to do with their separation. A rep for Diaz tells People:

“When Cameron met Criss Angel in May of this year, he had been separated from his wife for over a year and she had already filed a petition to divorce him in 2006. Cameron and Criss went on only four dates over a month ago and have no current relationship.”

Sarantakos doesn’t care about any of these so called “facts” and is accusing Angel of mental cruelty and abandonment – as well as of having an affair with Diaz. Although all she really has to do is go to court and show the judge these pictures. She’ll be awarded all of his money and the judge will have Angel set on fire for medical safety purposes.

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Pamela Anderson just turned 40 yesterday and she ddoesn’t seem to be taken aback by the fact that she has reached a milestone there. Reaching her landmark age she says,

“I just thank God I made it. I look back on the last 10 years and I have to say I’m proud of what I’ve accomplished. I raised two beautiful children and I’ve been married a couple of times and survived.”

Speaking on her journey this far, she adds, “A lot of women my age don’t have kids yet, they’ve never been married or experienced some of the fun things I have. When there’s something I’m scared of and I do it, it’s always life changing and it feels good. I never have any regrets.”

Way to go baby!

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Beyonce Knowles is a popular icon.. she is known for her singing prowess, her acting skills, she is known as a sex symbol and whoa! doesn’t all this seem too much… I was just wondering, with the kind of image that Beyonce has, doesnt it at times become difficult and tiresome to put on her character in public again and again.

But Beyonce finds it fun being herself for the public. She says,

Wish I could be the icon she is for a day and see how it feels to be the queen of hearts!

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“Over there, captain! I can almost see my sense of shame!”

Rebecca Gayheart was spotted topless with her husband, Eric Dane, on a chartered yacht during their vacation in Porto Cervo. Which might actually be exciting if she was hot or if I knew who the hell she was. Or if she was juggling live rattlesnakes. Because, really, that’s all I’m looking for in my topless celebrity shots. Live rattlesnake juggling.

Most of these are NSFW.

UPDATE: Apparently in 2001, this Rebecca Gayheart character ran over and killed a 9-year-old boy. So, uh, that’s horribly morbid.

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Here’s Part 2 of the epic story that is Paris Hilton at the beach. There was just too much story to fit into one post. Too much drama. Too much romance. Too much danger.

Check out Part 1 here.

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