Here’s Part 2 of the epic story that is Paris Hilton at the beach. There was just too much story to fit into one post. Too much action. Too much romance. Too much danger.

Check out Part 1 here.

Original post by Suzi

Sources say Jessica Simpson’s manager dad, Joe Simpson, has pushed back the release date twice for her new film Blonde Ambition because it’s no good and he doesn’t want it competing with other films. An insider tells Gatecrasher:

“First, the release date was set for Aug. 3, and then it was delayed until the last week of August,” says an insider. “Papa Joe then intervened and said he wasn’t comfortable with the level of competition from other films that month.” Another source says: “Jessica was not very focused on-set and flubbed her lines often. She always had her dog around, was on the phone with [then-] boyfriend John Mayer or was sitting in a warmed-up SUV.”

You mean a film starring Jessica Simpson is no good? Shocking! If Joe Simpson is worried about other movies being better then there’s no way this thing is ever going to be released. It’s a damn remake of Working Girl. A training video for Burger King would be more engaging. Don’t believe me? Watch the trailer, and then weep for everybody involved in this project.

Original post by Suzi

Paris Hilton was spotted on a beach in Hawaii doing some sort of slut calisthenics. She’s literally just lying there practicing spreading her legs, like she’s training for some nonexistent whore competition. If you ever went on a date with her, I imagine this is the last thing you’d see before passing out and waking up to find doctors desperately trying to save your life by amputating your burning genitals. And the whole time the doctor would just be shaking his head side to side screaming, “The horror!”

Original post by Suzi

Lindsay Lohan has been quietly moving all her stuff out of her apartment at the Sierra Towers in LA because the place is reportedly too wild for her new reformed lifestyle. Gatecrasher reports:

“The Sierra Towers is party central,” says an insider. “Lindsay has made the decision not to be around that when she gets out.”

I really doubt Lindsay Lohan is capable of making decisions this responsible. Sure, she might be moving out of Sierra Towers, but knowing her, she probably saw some balloons and elephants and decided to move into a traveling circus.

Original post by Suzi

Eva and Parker who will be getting married on July 7^th are celebrating their respective bachelor parties in St Tropez.Currently the couple and their close friends are put up in a Ritzy hotel, where a room costs $1600 per night. The Couple and their gang were spotted in an exclusive night club Les Caves Du Roy partying late in the night.

Well the very next day Eva and Parker were treating their friends in the V.I.P. room of the club. The room was split into two halves; Eva treated her friends on one side whereas Parker partied with his pals on the other side.

This party happened in the evening and during the day time Eva had a good time on the beach with her Buddies.

Check out Eva with her buddies on the beach !!!

Original post by Chris

Anyone apt being Jessica Alba’s life partner…well, here are a hew guidelines- “Firstly, anyone in a relationship with me has to learn that I’m just not going to be around all the time,” says the sexy 26-year-old Jessica Alba “I love funny guys and I like a guy to be romantic and to be in touch with his feelings. He’s also got to be able to watch sport and hang out with my dad.” Now you know where to start pruning yourself.

Original post by axe

Christina Aguilera is known for changing with time and is called the human Chameleon who changes according to her songs.

She goes in accordance to the theme of the song and this is evident in every video of hers.

Earlier she donned the likes of Mariah Carey singing Latin-esque pop songs in coy dresses and a very high pitch.

Later on in 2002 for her video DIRRTY she was seen in legs akimbo with knickers, writhing around in a wrestling ring with oiled muscle men.

It was in this phase that she renamed herself as “ Xtina”,  and here she portrayed herself in a “ Bad Girl” image.

With her new album “Back to Basics” and “Ain’t no Man Single”, we get to see another Christina out of the closet.

This time she is portraying the Marilyn Monroe vintage look, provocative , sexy and stylish.

And in this phase looks like Aguilera will christen herself as Chameleon:-)

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Original post by Chris