Ashley Tisdale was spotted in Hawaii yesterday in a bikini. And I’m pretty sure she isn’t famous, but she was in Disney’s High School Musical and she shares the same birthday as Lindsay Lohan (she turned 22 yesterday), so that’s good enough for me. Besides, I’m too busy fighting terrorism and nursing kittens back to health to make sure everybody on this site is actually “famous.” Dress a koala bear in a bikini and odds are it’ll make the front page.

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I don’t know if this is news since we’ve already known for weeks, but several sources have confirmed that Nicole Richie is indeed pregnant. She’s been dating Joel Madden for over six months and In Touch reports that the two will get married this summer. She also faces DUI charges from her arrest last December when she was found high and driving the wrong way on a freeway. Her trial is set for July 11 and, if convicted, she’ll spend a minimum of five days in jail.

I still don’t know how she got pregnant though. Her body doesn’t seem physically capable of carrying a child. I’m pretty sure when she gives birth it won’t even be a baby, just a giant pile of cigarette ash and used condoms.

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Jessica Simpson was spotted at the gym showing off her insane man calves. The rest of her looks pretty good, but damn. There are bodybuilders sitting at their computers right now weeping. Oh, not because of her calves or anything, but because I just showed them a picture of my abs. I also showed Leonardo da Vinci once and he cried out “Perfection!” before spitting on the Mona Lisa and declaring my body a true work of art.

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I guess Scarlett Johansson has finally gotten sick of being sexy and decided to start looking like this. Instead of owning a mirror, she probably has a giant poster of herself up when she was hot. There’s no other explanation for how she could leave her house wearing my mom’s pants. And I guess she’s still doing the nose ring thing. Because, you know, if you’re gonna look like crap you might as well go all the way. It’s like when her trainer asked her what her target figure was she whipped out a photo of a pear.

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Pamela Anderson celebrated her 40th birthday with pomp and show with her ex-husband Tommy Lee. They partied at the Planet Hollywood Hotel on Saturday night until 6am the next morning.

An onlooking partygoer commented, “She was having a ball. You would never guess she’s 40.”

The birthday celebrations began on Thursday (28.06.07) when Pamela arrived at the Planet Hollywood hotel with her parents and two sons 10-year-old Brandon and nine-year-old Dylan.

The boys later watched their mother perform as a magician’s assistant alongside Hans Klok in his stage show ‘The Beauty of Magic’.

After Saturday’s show the actress was presented with a cake saying “Happy birthday Pamela”.

Klok gave her an autographed copy of Harry Houdini’s only book, written in 1920.

A source said: “She made Tommy and photographer David LaChapelle touch Houdini’s autograph for luck and magic.”

At the private party Pamela and Tommy, 44, appeared to be reigniting their passion for each other.

A source said: “They were definitely close to each other, cuddling and being quite affectionate.

“They clearly love each other and have tremendous passion for each other.”

On Sunday morning Pamela retired to a bedroom filled with pink balloons and matching flowers.

Great gesture for an on-and-off kind of an affair like that of Pam and Tommy!

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Quite hard to believe… isnt that! Many of Beyonce’s co-stars have commented that Beyonce Knowles is a shy girl. But she hardly seems to be so… look at her live performances and you will know…that she is nothing close to shy.

But she reveals,

‘Probably, yes. I don’t say I’m shy anymore, I’m just kind of quiet and calm and I observe; when I am not working I like to just blend in. I come out of my shell when I’m on the stage, now I’m learning in films that I can do the same thing with different characters.’

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Lindsay Lohan quietly turned 21 yesterday and spent the day at a beach house wearing a bikini and giant blue plastic shoes. Her mom and sister were there, along with friends Samantha Ronson, DJ AM, and Evan Ross. She left the party around 2:15 AM and went back to Promises where she’s set to finish off her rehab. Allegedly no drugs or alcohol were served, but how else do you explain what she’s wearing? Does she really want us to think she put that stuff on sober? I’d rather admit to making out with my sister than to have picked out those shoes. And I’m not a plastic surgeon, but I’m pretty sure somebody has secretly replaced her butt with a pancake.

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Looks like she buys here shoes here.

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