Ivanka Trump, the Vice President of real estate development and acquisitions for her father’s company, says there’s no way she’d co-host The View even though Page Six reported she was among the candidates being considered to replace Rosie O’Donnell. During an interview with Ryan Seacrest on KIIS FM today, Ivanka said:

“There’s zero chance I would do that. I’m working on the sexiest projects around the world. So to me to be on a television show every single day at a designated period of time just wouldn’t work for my schedule.”

I’m not entirely sure what kind of sexy projects Ivanka Trump is working on. She’s in real estate so, you know, that’s kind of weird. She probably shows up to meetings and everybody is in business suits and she’s wearing a push-up bra and pink robe. Although I still find it hard to believe somebody this attractive came from Donald Trump. It’s like finding out Jessica Alba’s dad is Jabba the Hutt.

Original post by Suzi

Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted walking around Hollywood showing off her legs and shoes I couldn’t even begin to describe. There’s gotta be a point where shoes get so ridiculous they’re not even considered shoes anymore. And Mary-Kate Olsen is so past that point she couldn’t hit it with a rock. Heck, she’s so past that point she couldn’t even see it with a telescope. She’d look less silly if she was wearing watermelons on her feet.

Original post by Suzi

Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted walking around Hollywood showing off her legs and shoes I couldn’t even begin to describe. There’s gotta be a point where shoes get so ridiculous they’re not even considered shoes anymore. And Mary-Kate Olsen is so past that point she couldn’t hit it with a rock. Heck, she’s so past that point she couldn’t even see it with a telescope. She’d look less silly if she was wearing watermelons on her feet.

Original post by Suzi

Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted walking around Hollywood showing off her legs and shoes I couldn’t even begin to describe. There’s gotta be a point where shoes get so ridiculous they’re not even considered shoes anymore. And Mary-Kate Olsen is so past that point she couldn’t hit it with a rock. Heck, she’s so past that point she couldn’t even see it with a telescope. She’d look less silly if she was wearing watermelons on her feet.

Original post by Suzi

Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted walking around Hollywood showing off her legs and shoes I couldn’t even begin to describe. There’s gotta be a point where shoes get so ridiculous they’re not even considered shoes anymore. And Mary-Kate Olsen is so past that point she couldn’t hit it with a rock. Heck, she’s so past that point she couldn’t even see it with a telescope. She’d look less silly if she was wearing watermelons on her feet.

Original post by Suzi

Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted walking around Hollywood showing off her legs and shoes I couldn’t even begin to describe. There’s gotta be a point where shoes get so ridiculous they’re not even considered shoes anymore. And Mary-Kate Olsen is so past that point she couldn’t hit it with a rock. Heck, she’s so past that point she couldn’t even see it with a telescope. She’d look less silly if she was wearing watermelons on her feet.

Original post by Suzi

Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted walking around Hollywood showing off her legs and shoes I couldn’t even begin to describe. There’s gotta be a point where shoes get so ridiculous they’re not even considered shoes anymore. And Mary-Kate Olsen is so past that point she couldn’t hit it with a rock. Heck, she’s so past that point she couldn’t even see it with a telescope. She’d look less silly if she was wearing watermelons on her feet.

Original post by Suzi