Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz claims to have quit drinking, and was seen only downing Fuji water during Saturday night’s dinner at the Stereo House in Water Mill. However, later at the Hpnotiq party at Dune he was seen drinking from a Perrier bottle his girlfriend Ashlee Simpson had filled with champagne. The NY Post reports:

Later as he manned the turntables at the Hpnotiq party at Dune in Southampton, girlfriend Ashlee Simpson decanted Veuve Clicquot into an empty Perrier bottle for him. As Wentz sipped in the deejay booth, a fellow emcee announced, “Look at our man Wentz. He’s drinking Perrier; that’s all he drinks.”

What kind of clown person announces that they’re drinking Perrier? Is it to let all the people who hadn’t seen his face yet know he’s an ass? I’m surprised he didn’t tie a sweater around his neck and then invite everybody to tee off at some country club he doesn’t belong to. I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure it’s 100% legal for you to stab this guy in the face. You’d probably even get a medal or something.

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Jenna Jameson showed up to her boyfriend Tito Ortiz’s birthday party in Las Vegas yesterday looking about as good as she’s ever looked lately. Although in some of these shots her boobs are looking oddly pointy. Considering how much surgery she’s had on them, I guess it’s a wonder they’re even still attached to her chest. You’d think by now they’d be in the shape of cauliflower and possibly alive. You know, talking in a funny French accent and smoking cigarettes.

NOTE: Beef Jerky Jenna Jameson. Never forget.

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This is Paris Hilton’s biggest fan, who also happens to be a 4-year-old girl from Florida. She was waiting outside Paris’ home last night for a chance to meet her, and while waiting started posing like Paris. Which is absolutely the creepiest thing you’ll see today. When Paris finally came out, the two posed a bit more before the little girl started crying from being near Paris Hilton all the flashes.

What kind of mother brings their 4-year-old daughter to meet Paris Hilton in the middle of the night? And more importantly, what kind of mother lets their 4-year-old look up to Paris Hilton as their hero? You’d find better role models on the Jerry Springer Show. Which, incidentally, is exactly where this little girl is going to end up in 12 years while not on shift at the local strip club. This girl would have a brighter future if her parents were a bowl of vegetables.

Check out the video after the jump.

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Hilary Swank was spotted at the hotel Regina in Italy with her agent boyfriend John Campisi, who she’s been quietly dating since late last year after divorcing her husband, actor Chad Lowe. It’s tough to comment on Hilary Swank in a bikini since she’s never been seen as a sex symbol. Heck, after Boys Don’t Cry she’s barely even been seen as a woman. As long as she doesn’t have an erection poking out of her bikini bottom I’d consider it a success.

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Hilary Swank was spotted at the hotel Regina in Italy with her agent boyfriend John Campisi, who she’s been quietly dating since late last year after divorcing her husband, actor Chad Lowe. It’s tough to comment on Hilary Swank in a bikini since she’s never been seen as a sex symbol. Heck, after Boys Don’t Cry she’s barely even been seen as a woman. As long as she doesn’t have an erection poking out of her bikini bottom I’d consider it a success.

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Paris Hilton told Larry King she’d never done drugs before, but over the weekend when she went to club Teddy’s in Hollywood she was seen getting out of her SUV in a “cloud of marijuana smoke.” A witness tells Page Six:

“She took a huge puff off of a joint, then opened the door and exhaled the pot smoke basically in my face.”

Paris Hilton lied during her Larry King interview? Shocking! If you could see me you’d see my mouth agape, eyes wide open, and both hands on my face. Just like Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone! Aww, aren’t I adorable?

Check out more pics from Paris Hilton’s weekend outing (and massive cleavage) here.

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Two front row fans were sent to the hospital Sunday when the pyrotechnics for Beyonce’s St. Louis concert went terribly wrong and spilled into the front row. The injuries were reportedly minor, but Beyonce made a surprise visit to the emergency room after the concert ended to see the injured fans. You can check out the footage of the accident above. And you can check out footage of me bench pressing a truck, well, pretty much anywhere. It’s a world record, you know.

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