Wow, it’s a slow news day. Bai Ling was outside the Roosevelt last night and showed up to Teddy’s with her new husband. And it’s Bai Ling, so it was just a matter of time before her boob popped out. She even acts surprised when it happens, like it wasn’t completely intentional. The odds of her falling out of her top this many times by accident are about as good as her joining Mensa and then piloting a cardboard box to the moon.

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Prince Charles led an awards ceremony honoring some troops in London today. And judging from the picture, it’s the exact same awards ceremony I hold every night in my bedroom. And the award for Sexiest Lover goes to…you. Rowr!

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A friend of Lindsay Lohan has apparently given Star magazine access to her private MySpace area and in it features Lohan professing her love for her openly gay deejay friend, Samantha Ronson. Gatecrasher reports:

Details of the affectionate correspondence appear under the headline, “Lindsay’s Lesbian Love Letters!”

Lohan allegedly tells Ronson: “Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die. … I want to marry you and have children with you.”

Apparently Lindsay isn’t fussy about who changes her name.

“Go to bed babe,” she wrote to her pal late one night.

“I love you. - [signed] Lindsay Ronson.”

Some people might have a problem with this, but not me. If two hot women want to make out with each other that’s cool. And if they want to do it on my bed that’s cool too. And don’t mind the blinking light. That’s not a camcorder, it’s a privacy light. It means you’ve got privacy. Shh, let’s not spoil this magical moment with talking.

NOTE: I’m not trying to imply that either of these two are hot. Lindsay Lohan is Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronsom is, well, an 80-year-old man. I’m not even sure if they’d be considered lesbians anymore.

NOTE 2: I swapped the picture with something more fitting. If you miss the shot of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini you can check it out here.

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Josh Duhamel’s live-in girlfriend, Fergie, has reportedly just installed a stripper pole in their home. Duhamel tells Glamour:

“Fergie is taking lessons, but she won’t get on it until she knows what she’s doing, ’cause she doesn’t want to look stupid.”

He also adds that there’s “no way” he would’ve scored with Fergie when he was younger, saying:

“She would have been too hot for me in high school. I would have been intimidated by her.”

There are a lot of very confusing things going on in this interview. Like Josh Duhamel saying Fergie just installed a stripper pole and not following that up with ten minutes of screaming. Or him saying Fergie is intimidatingly hot. Yeah, Fergie has her moments, but for the most part she looks like this. Which I wouldn’t really describe as hot. ‘Leather monster’ might be a more appropriate term. Or ‘a dude.’

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Charlie Sheen took his girlfriend Brooke Mueller on a seven-day vacation in Costa Rica and he topped off the trip with a $500,000 engagement ring. A friend of Sheen confirmed the two are engaged, and Charlie’s ex-wife, Denise Richards, congratulated them both, telling People:

“I am genuinely happy for the two of them. In fact, I sent them flowers to congratulate them both. I’ve spent time with her, and my girls really like her. That’s all that matters to me.”

This Brooke Mueller chick has guts. Did she not hear about all of the hijinks Charlie Sheen pulled with Denise Richards? Like, oh, I dunno, threatening to kill her and their children? Or maybe his addictions to gambling, drugs, and pornography? Judging by the things Denise Richards has said about him, Dracula would probably make a better husband.

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