Here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt on the set of the Ghost Whisperer yesterday looking like she’s spent the last three years of her life training for a Hot Dog Eating Contest. Ten years ago she was the hottest girl on TV. Now she looks like the girl who ate that girl in a horrible buffet accident.

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The Daily Mail has some adorable shots of Suri Cruise at the park. Well, adorable until she gets into the arms of Tom Cruise. Then she goes from being adorable to looking like a grumpy Frodo. I’m guessing Tom emits some sort of ‘crazy field’, and whenever Suri is around it she feels compelled to climb Mount Doom, or hunt orcs, or do whatever it is that nerds like to dress up and read about so much.

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Kevin Federline reportedly called child protective services on Britney Spears claiming she didn’t have the required safety barriers around her pool, and apparently that’s why Britney has been living in a Four Seasons Hotel with her manny and two sons. Although this seems less like he cares about the kids and more like he wants to make Britney Spears look like an even worse mother. Which actually isn’t very hard. You don’t need to call child protective services, just wave a bag of Cheetos in front of her face. She’ll trample both her kids trying to get to them, while oinking, “Gimme gimme gimme!”

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There’s been speculation that Britney Spears has started dating her bodyguard/manny, Daimon Shippen, but a source close to them says their relationship is purely professional. People reports:

“He’s her bodyguard and manny,” says a source familiar with Shippen’s employment. “They’re not dating.” Shippen, a California native described by the source as “funny, but on the quiet side,” is “tickled” by the attention from the media. “But he really wants to focus on his job: taking care of the kids and of her,” says the source.

Apparently this is the same guy who saved Sean Preston’s life when Britney almost dropped him about a year ago. Although considering this is Britney Spears, saving Sean Preston’s life probably isn’t that big a deal. The 7-Eleven guy who takes him out of the hot dog case has saved his life. Or the cabbie that noticed him on the hood of the car. I saved his life twice this morning on my way to get coffee.

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Hilary Duff lip-synched her way through So You Think You Can Dance yesterday, which was a terrible idea because she can’t actually dance. She basically shuffles around on stage for three minutes while waving her arms a bit. You’d get better dancing from a toaster oven. She’s more qualified to be on Jeopardy than to be on So You Think You Can Dance.

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In an interview with Tatler magazine, Lindsay Lohan says after entering rehab she started turning to Machiavelli for advice. She tells the magazine:

“It changed my life. I didn’t have a good grip on it and I needed to get my shit together. I was going out too much and I had too much pressure on my shoulders. I was not that happy and I needed to go to that place to be happy. If I get stressed out I say a serenity prayer. I meditate too. I was going out with someone and they said I should read Machiavelli and I was like, ‘nah’, and then I was, ‘OK, I’ll read it’ and now it is always with me.”

Machiavelli’s “The Prince” is the quintessential business guide on how to compromise your morals for personal gain. It’s not something you turn to after rehab. It’s something you turn to when you’re trying to become the head of a corporation or overthrow a small government. No, a book I’d recommend for somebody like Lindsay Lohan is Dr. Seuss’ “Green Eggs and Ham”. It might be a little over her head, but it’s got pictures so she’ll never be caught pretending to read, but really the book is upside down.

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