Tara Reid showed up on a Malibu beach yesterday still sporting the world’s most disgusting stomach. There’s a pretty simple solution if your stomach looks like this: don’t go outside. Or at least not in a bikini. If my stomach looked like this I wouldn’t even take off my shirt to shower. I get the feeling her plastic surgeon wasn’t even a doctor, just some lawn mower she got into a two-hour conversation with and decided to let operate on her.

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Paris Hilton is apparently working on a new album and tells E! Online:

“I’m already working on my new record. I’ve been in meetings with Scott [Storch] and we’ve been working on it. I’ve been working on it with Scott for a few weeks.”

And apparently she’s taking it seriously. An insider says she’s been taking voice lessons and is determined to make her music career succeed. The insider says:

“She takes voice lessons several times a week. She’s really serious about her music career. Of all her projects, her music is the most important to her. She really works very hard to be taken seriously in the industry and make good music people will enjoy.”

On the list of world’s most unnecessary things, a new Paris Hilton album is right up there with parachute pants. Can you imagine what Paris’ voice lessons are like? It’s probably three minutes of singing, and then an hour and a half of the voice coach trying to break through the window to escape.

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Man, Kirsten Dunst is such a fox. She was spotted leaving the Groucho Club in London looking like the beautiful princess that she is. I wish I could sweep her off her feet and marry her, then we’d spin around on a hill top shouting our love for each other. No, wait, not that. The opposite of that. I’d recommend somebody drive a wooden stake through her heart, but I’m not even sure that would kill it.

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Jon Lovitz beat up Andy Dick last week at the Laugh Factory after Dick made a comment about the murder of Lovitz’ SNL friend, Phil Hartman. Apparently last year Andy Dick went up to Jon Lovitz and, according to Lovitz, “looked at me and said, ‘I put the “Phil Hartman hex” on you - you’re the next one to die.’ I said, ‘What did you say?’ and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don’t hit women.” Then when the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, Lovitz was expecting an apology for the comment and when he didn’t get one he flipped out. Page Six reports:

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, “Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose.” Lovitz told Page Six, “All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole.”

This one’s a no-brainer. Andy Dick is the biggest waste of human life since OJ Simpson and Jon Lovitz is awesome. Plus he was in those Subway commercials. Trying to figure out who to root for in this one is like trying to decide between a cute little kitten playing with a ball of yarn and Hitler.

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