Gary Dourdan, some clown from CSI, freaked out and started beating up a paparazzo last night. The photographer was basically just standing there and then Dourdan flipped out, throwing him against the ground and breaking his camera. After the attack, Dourdan sped off on his Ducati, but then later came back with his entourage and started chasing the photographer around Hollywood in a Town Car. Seriously, just following the guy around in a car, like out of a movie. The paparazzo is freaking out the whole time and runs around begging passersby for help, eventually jumping into a cab to get away.

Check out the full 15-minutes of cartoon madness after the jump. You can’t really see much, but the audio gives a good idea of what’s going on.

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TMZ has photos of Nick Nolte at Kauai Airport Monday night passed out on the terminal floor. According to fellow passengers, Nick was passing in and out of consciousness for more than two hours after their flight was delayed due to engine problems.

According to the source, Nolte was still extremely friendly despite his groggy state — chatting with fans and allowing passengers to snap photos, however, he wasn’t entirely functional. “At one point we helped him put a dollar in the vending machine.”

This would be sad if it was anybody except Nick Nolte. It might actually be a step up for him. Compared to his normal routine of digging through dumpsters and offering sexual favors for booze money, this is like attending some fancy ball.

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Dave Chappelle was hospitalized over the weekend for exhaustion. He checked into the emergency room Saturday and was released a few hours later. His publicist says:

“It was exhaustion; he had been traveling. He’s fine.”

This is weird, since Dave Chappelle turned down a $50 million deal to continue his show with Comedy Central two years ago and hasn’t really been doing anything since. You’d get more exhausted rolling over in bed or trying to answer a difficult math problem.

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David and Victoria Beckham were spotted at The Little Door restaurant doing whatever it is you’d call this. Maybe it’s because I’m such a gentleman, but fingering your wife in public outside a restaurant seems a little tacky. At least put on a top hat or a monocle. You know, to class it up a bit. I never engage in sexual activities unless I’m wearing a full tuxedo and holding a cup of tea with my pinky sticking out.

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Though she’s still signed with Jive Records, Britney Spears has reportedly taken over as her own business manager and publicist. A source tells Page Six:

“She is doing all of her own business now.” Our spy saw Spears at Aspen on West 22nd Street yesterday afternoon “signing contracts” - possibly related to the recent deal she inked to open a Las Vegas club.

This is just a really bad idea. How is Britney Spears supposed to manage her own career when she can barely manage to even dress herself? She’d be better off if she made her new pet dog her manager. Although now that she’s in charge she can move her career away from singing and into her true passion: competitive eating.

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Page Six has a pretty obvious blind item today:

Which hard-partying starlet has figured out a way to get high while wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet? She was asking where she could score some Ecstasy at a Vegas club the other night…

I’m not going to name any names because that would be too shocking, but, hey, isn’t that a picture of Lindsay Lohan? And isn’t she wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet? And wasn’t she in Vegas the other night? How completely fascinating and totally unrelated.

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Britney Spears allegedly got into a “shocking slapfest” with her mom last month that “left Lynne shaken and Britney more determined than ever to cut her mother out of her life for good.” Star reports via The Scoop:

“Lynne barged into the house and insisted on taking the kids out to spend some private time with them,” an insider told the tab. “She didn’t ask or suggest, she demanded!” says the insider. “Then she began denigrating Britney’s mothering skills and losing her temper at the same time!”

It was because of the cat fight that Spears served the legal papers against her mother, but the buzz is that Lynne Spears is mulling a countersuit. But she doesn’t completely blame her daughter — she believes the Toxic star is suffering from depression.

“Despite their problems, Lynne cares deeply for Britney and wants to find a way to help her,” a “friend” told Star. “She thinks antidepressant drugs may be the answer. Lynne feels Britney has severe depression issues, and they are in large part the cause of her apparent manic behavior and past problems with alcohol.”

Keep in mind this is Star reporting, but at this point I wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out to be true. This is Britney Spears we’re talking about. She could eat her kids with a knife and fork and it wouldn’t be surprising. Well, except maybe that she used utensils.

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