According to the MySpace page of one of Britney Spears’ dancers, Britney has started shooting on her first music video in two years. The dancer writes:

BRITNEY SPEARS MUSIC VIDEO

SO…YES…TODAYS THE DAY!!! WERE SHOOTN MISS BRITS 1ST VIDEO OFF HER NEW ALBUM….ITS GOING TO BE HOTTTT!

Wow, really? A music video already? I thought they’d give Britney some more time to get back in shape first. I’m guessing they’ve got a special effects budget that would rival Transformers. Or maybe she actually thinks she looks good now. She must, to have pulled this crap yesterday. She was probably rubbing her body up and down and going, “Oh, yeeeah… take it all in, fellows.” And then all the photographers started scrambling around, trying not to throw up on each other.

And just cause, here are some more shots from Britney’s ocean adventure yesterday.

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The Daily Mail has shots of Victoria Beckham heading to a photoshoot in Los Angeles with her legs looking like this. Apparently she keeps thin by dieting, but her friends say, “She doesn’t exercise at all.” Which still doesn’t explain what we’re looking at here. Is that even considered a leg anymore? I could put together a more human looking leg with a pile of ground beef and a hammer.

UPDATE: To get to the bottom of this I added some additional shots of her legs. The first three are from the Daily Mail and the last four are different higher quality shots. There’s definitely some Photoshop afoot, but the question is which? For the sake of my personal amusement, I’ll just assume the first three are real.

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I think I’ve finally figured out why Tara Reid insists on showing off her stomach, and it’s to distract people from looking at her boobs. Look at those things. They’re not the same size, the same shape, or even pointing in the same direction. It’s like the plastic surgeon forgot what he was doing halfway through and just started sticking things in there at random. On her right you’ve got some fruits and vegetables, and on her left you’ve got, like, a bike or something. His desk lamp?

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This is a few days old, but if you want to see what it’s like when a brain completely ravaged by drugs tries to write, check out this post written by Courtney Love on her MySpace. No words can prepare you. I’ll be honest, I didn’t even try to decipher it, for fear that I too would lose my mind.

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This is a few days old, but if you want to see what it’s like when a brain completely ravaged by drugs tries to write, check out this post written by Courtney Love on her MySpace. No words can prepare you. I’ll be honest, I didn’t even try to decipher it, for fear that I too would lose my mind.

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Britney Spears pulled over to a Malibu beach yesterday afternoon, stripped down to her underwear, and then jumped around in the ocean. Because, you know, why wouldn’t she? This is basically the only way she knows how to get attention. She could tell everybody she was carrying a bomb and it’d be more subtle than this.

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Paris Hilton allegedly wanted to be best friends with Victoria Beckham and told the London Sun:

“I just know Victoria and I would get along. We could be soul mates.”

Unfortunately, Posh had a completely different opinion on the matter and told a friend:

“Over my dead body! We couldn’t be more different. You won’t catch me falling out of nightclubs with no knickers on.”

I’m not defending Paris Hilton, but I don’t think Victoria Beckham is one to judge. They’re basically the same person, except that Victoria happened to marry the biggest soccer star in the entire world. Although to Victoria’s credit, I’ve never actually seen her dress up a dog to match her swimsuit. So, yeah, she’s still got that going for her. That’s a bridge you can’t uncross.

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