Sorry for the lack of updates. We tried to make the redesign a smooth transition but there were a lot more technical kinks than we anticipated. If you haven’t noticed, the redesign is kicking our server’s ass. I asked our technical guy what’s up and he told me that when he opened up the server a family of bats flew out. Go figure. Anyway, we’re working on getting everything fixed so thanks for your patience.

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Kate Moss is allegedly freaking out because two sex tapes she made with Pete Doherty have gone missing. They made eight tapes total and Kate already destroyed six, but she can’t find the last two and is afraid Pete will try to sell them for money. A source tells The Sun:

“There are still some bits and pieces floating about of Pete with Kate. She has got rid of most of it. Six out of eight tapes have been destroyed. But she wanted to bury the lot before he could humiliate her by selling them or putting them on the internet … Pete could do what he wants with them. And we all know what Pete can do when he’s desperate for a bob or two.”

Have you seen Pete Doherty? He’s a gremlin. Your parents could catch you trying to have sex with your sister and it’d be less shameful than having sex with Pete Doherty. And as you scramble towards the door you slip and your pants fall down and then you notice that everybody you’ve ever known is in the room. Yeah, even that’d be less embarrassing.

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Lindsay Lohan was spotted sunbathing at the Polaroid Beach House in Malibu yesterday. Which isn’t really news, but nothing else is happening today so this is pretty much all we’ve got to work with. I could Photoshop a dinosaur into there or something. Then it’d be “Lindsay Lohan fights a dinosaur in her bikini.” Exciting!

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The Daily Mail has shots of Madonna in London with the most horrifying arms I’ve ever seen. Can you imagine the lucky guy that gets to have sex with this thing? He’d just be screaming the whole time, shaking his head side to side with tears streaming down his face. Although to be fair, these pictures came from the Daily Mail, who also claimed that Victoria Beckham’s legs look like this. I’m not saying this is Photoshopped, but if it turns out to be I wouldn’t exactly pee myself in surprise.

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After being personally asked to make a delayed statement by her family, Larry King announced Saturday night that evangelist Tammy Faye Messner died Friday morning of inoperable cancer at the age of 65.

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