A rep for Paula Abdul claims she wasn’t fired via email from the live-action Bratz movie despite the above clip suggesting she’s insane otherwise. Her rep released a statement saying she quit from the film because she was too busy working on other projects, and that Paula didn’t deny the rumors because she was asked by producers not to.

“The producers and executives [at Lionsgate] begged Paula not to reveal in the press that she had voluntarily left the film as they were reaping tremendous publicity from using Paula’s name to attract interest in the film via press releases and internet stories (over 88,000 thus far).” And what about the footage of Abdul crying about the film on Hey Paula!? “Very creative editing,” her rep says.

So basically her rep is a liar. Watch the video. That’s not the reaction of a woman who just quit the Bratz movie. That’s the reaction of a woman who was just fired, and also happens to be mentally retarded. And is also a child. If I was taking the SATs, I’d rather cheat off the fire extinguisher in the corner than Paula Abdul.

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In what can only be described as THE GREATEST NEWS EVER, Jessica Alba has reportedly broken up with her boyfriend of two-and-a-half years Cash Warren. Not only that, she did it while in a different country over the phone. Us reports:

Alba, who was abroad over the weekend promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, called Warren on July 22 and told him, “I’m not in love with you anymore.” Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren’s belongings and move him out.

That’s cold as hell, but this is Jessica Alba we’re talking about. She could’ve cut his testicles off with a chainsaw and she’d still qualify for some sort of humanitarian award. Besides, she’s single now, which means I’ve got more important things on my mind than worrying about little baby Warren. Like how I’m going to lure Jessica into my basement. Ha ha, I jest, I jest. But seriously, I’m gonna need some rope.

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After a string of erratic behavior, Kevin Federline reportedly wants sole custody of the kids and is refusing to sign a joint custody agreement with Britney Spears. The Scoop has a roundup of Britney’s recent lunacy:

Spears was recently spotted driving with her younger son Jayden facing forward in his car seat, not backward as federal guidelines require. And earlier this month, he was photographed grabbing his mother’s cigarettes. On July 18, she stripped to her skivvies on a beach in front of photographers and reports of bizarre behavior at an OK! magazine shoot have friends seriously worried about the Toxic singer. Spears wants K-Fed to sign a joint custody agreement, but he’s reportedly refused. “Kevin is convinced she’s not fit to raise the kids,” an insider told the mag. “He’s done tolerating her behavior and is gearing up to fight for full custody.”

I’m not even sure why Britney wants the kids. They seem like they’d just get in her way. Besides, even if she does get custody, sooner or later she’s just going to trade them in for some magic beans. Or regular beans. Or, let’s be serious for a moment, a ham sandwich.

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I don’t know why, but Paris Hilton was spotted making out with Mischa Barton’s ex, Cisco Adler, at Guy’s karaoke night yesterday. TMZ reports:

A spy spotted Hilton and Mischa Barton’s grungy ex-boyfriend kissing all over each other at the club last night, with Paris going so far as to give Adler a little lap dance. When she wasn’t getting randy in the crowd, Paris graced the stage with a rendition of “Bette Davis Eyes,” followed by a medley of her hit “Stars are Blind.”

In case you’ve forgotten, this is what Cisco Adler looks like. Paris Hilton isn’t exactly the most desirable woman, but even she could do better than Cisco. You could pour some oatmeal on a mop and end up with a better looking man. Probably more human looking genitals too.

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In the shocker of all shockers, Lindsay Lohan claims she’s innocent and that the cocaine found in her pocket wasn’t hers. She was asked by Access Hollywood if there was anything she wanted to get out there about her arrest and she responded via email:

“Yes. I am innocent… did not do drugs they’re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin’s mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy.”

To be fair, I carry around other people’s cocaine in my pockets all the time. Sometimes I even carry it around in my nose. That’s true friendship, man. You wouldn’t even understand. Besides, she was pulled over drunk and driving and carrying drugs in her pocket. The only way she could be any less innocent is if she was also carrying a knife with a severed head attached to it.

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Beyonce had a concert in Orlando, Florida last night and totally ate it while trying to walk down the stairs. I mean like head over heels the way they’d fall down in a movie kind of fall. And like a true professional she just pops back up and starts lip-syncing away like nothing happened. I’d blame the convulsing she does afterwards on some sort of head injury, but she was doing that even before she fell.

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The newly-wed bride Eva Longoria is back to work.

Married to basketball star Tony Parker, Eva is now playing with some bare chested sports men in a new ad-campaign.

Eva replaced the former OC actress Mischa Barton in the ad-campaign. She was seen sporting some skimpy clothes and posed in various poses with swimmers, soccer/football players and a couple of quarterbacks.

Well that’s about the new bride. Let’s hope to see some more of her in ‘Desperate Housewives’.

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