Claire Danes was at MTV Canada yesterday and accidentally flashed her nipple when she bent over while promoting her new movie Stardust. It’s not even just her nipple, her entire breast is basically exposed. Well, assuming you consider that thing a breast. She’s pretty and all, but I’ve owned rulers with more curves than her.

Click the image for the uncensored NSFW version.

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TMZ has gotten the 911 tape describing what went down when Lindsay Lohan’s former assistant’s mom called the police. The woman is hysterical, never answering the 911 operator, repeatedly saying that a white GMC is following her, and constantly screaming “Oh my God!” If this woman is one of the witnesses in the case Lindsay might actually get off. The judge would listen to her ramble hysterically for twenty seconds, interrupt her and say, “Let me stop you right there, I think I’ve heard enough,” turn to the bailiff, take out his gun, and shoot the woman in the face. Then he’d give Lindsay an award for dealing with this woman for as long as she did.

You can listen to the 911 tape here, but let me summarize it for you: “Oh my God. Oh my Goooood. Oh my God, what is he doing? Oh my God. Oh my God! Oh my God!!!”

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This is a video clip of Holly Hunter getting interviewed by Merry Miller from ABC News. I have no idea who this Merry chick is, but I could go to the DMV and randomly pick out twenty people more qualified to be on TV. Watch the entire thing, and keep in mind this is ABC doing the interview. ABC. That’s very important, because it’ll explain why one of the producers suddenly lets out a giant scream in the background. You could put a cat on a desk and it would conduct a better interview than this. The cat wouldn’t even have to be alive.

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Ali Lohan, Lindsay’s 13-year-old littler sister, wrote an email to 24/Sizzler detailing how horrible their absentee dad was and how he’s responsible for Lindsay’s self-esteem issues. She also says that her family is normal that her mom and sister are huge inspirations to her. She writes:

Hi david this is ali lohan, i want everybody to know the truth out there. My mom is a single mom of four children she has always been there for us, she was my mother and father and still is. My father is telling all lies to people and saying he was such a great dad and was always there for us, my father was never there for us, My mom was always there souporting us. i think that the whole reason why my sister is upset with her self and not as cofident, is because of my dad not being around, and always staying out late and not coming home for days, he would come back home never himself, he was always was making excuses for his bad behavior . And would always blame my mother. He just wants everybody in the world knowing that he was a great dad. He wasnt that is all a lie. I just want my sister to stick throught this okay, and my mother and brothers and i are there for my sister 100% and have always been. I’ve wanted to say this for so long and get this out there and let everyone know that our family is like a normal family but of course we are put under a microscope because of lindsays fame, lindsay will be fine she is just going through a rough time right now but she will be fine. i know this for a fact. My sisters is just like a normal sister. her and I have so much in common. My mother and sister are huge insperations to me, they have made it through so much in there lives.
Thankyou for your time god bless, Ali

I’m probably missing the point, but Ali is almost as bad at writing as her older sister. Yeah, she’s only 13, but what the hell is “souporting” or “insperations”? And the fact that she holds her mom and sister up on a pedestal? This chick is screwed. She’d have a brighter future if she referred to her TV as “mom”.

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Scott Baio reportedly tried to get an invitation to the after-party for Anne Hathaway’s latest film, Becoming Jane, Tuesday at the Bowery Hotel, but was rejected because organizers didn’t think he was “the right celeb” to have at the event.

Can you imagine what it’s like to be Scott Baio? This guy used to sleep with Pamela Anderson, Denise Richards, Brooke Shields, and Heather Locklear, and now he’s trying to weasel invitations to after-parties. It’s like going from being the Emperor of Rome to the janitor at a 7-Eleven. I’d post his picture, but the sadness in his eyes would erode your human soul. So instead, here’s Anne Hathaway and her big ol’ cleavage. Yay!

NOTE: To make this a double whammy of people you don’t care about, Peter Greene (the guy who played Zed in Pulp Fiction) was arrested Monday night for possession of crack cocaine.

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Paris Hilton was spotted at a recording studio yesterday working on her new album and carrying around a new pet Chihuahua she picked up earlier at Pets of Bel Air, the same place where Britney Spears got her $3,000 Yorkie. Paris already has a Yorkie named Cinderella, another Chihuahua named Tinkerbell, and she used to have a kinkajou named Baby Luv which she was forced to give up. I just think it’s funny she picked out a dog with the same wonky eye as her. Although it’s too bad she didn’t get one with the same IQ. I’ve never seen a dog try to eat its own feet before and then walk around in circles before falling down confused.

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Some people close to Lindsay Lohan are coming forward and claiming she’s innocent of, well, basically everything. Lindsay’s uncle says that her former assistant Tarin Graham’s mom almost got into a fist fight with Lindsay, and that Lindsay wasn’t even driving the car that was chasing them.

“She [Lindsay] may well have not been driving the car. This girl and her mother are letting Lindsay take the fall, but hopefully the truth will come out! That would get rid of most of the charges.”

Not only that, another family insider Gina Glickman says the former assistant’s mom didn’t even know who was chasing her and that it could’ve been the paparazzi she called the cops on. And the cocaine in Lindsay’s pocket? Well it wasn’t hers because she was wearing somebody else’s pants. Seriously. This is what she’s claiming. I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure if you go to court with that defense the judge is legally allowed to laugh in your face and have you put down. She might as well go to court and claim her evil twin sister did it.

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