Kristin Cavallari, some chick from MTV’s reality show Laguna Beach, was spotted in Malibu in her bikini. I dunno, is she famous? Does being on a show nobody watched doing stuff nobody cares about make you a star? Sure, why not. Hey, I’m not complaining. She’s hot, and the more hot chicks the paparazzi want to follow around in their bikinis the better. I was getting tired of doing it myself, so I gladly welcome the help. No wait, I mean, I don’t follow around hot chicks in their bikinis. That’d be creepy. No, no, I read books. And discuss politics. With people.

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Britney Spears’ mothering skills are coming into question again, this time over her kid’s teeth. Us reports:

The tooth fairy may be making early visits to 22-month-old Sean. “He’s having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying,” a family insider tells Us. Another source says that, in April, Spears “asked an L.A. dentist if he would whiten her kid’s teeth!” The dentist refused.

Not only that, on July 22, Britney Spears took over for several hours a Pacific Palisades home, which was on the market for $6.5 million.

Upon arrival, her bodyguard removed the FOR SALE sign, then went to her Beverly Hills home to fetch some of their belongings. The result was a home seller’s nightmare, with Spears and her kids trashing the house before money exchanged hands. “She ate tacos on the bedroom floor!” a source says of the home. “She got crumbs and grease everywhere. She let her babies and her dog roam the floor. She left the bed a mess – I don’t know what’s wrong with her.”

To be fair, yellow teeth are gross. I saw this little baby once and he didn’t have any teeth at all. He was just lying there, like an ugly old baby sucking away on his bottle. I suggested to the mom she go see a dentist, but she slapped me. Hey, lady, I’m just trying to help. I mean, no teeth? That’s gross. He was practically bald too.

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A newly single Jessica Alba was spotted at a Beverly Hills drugstore yesterday looking pretty distressed. I’m guessing it’s because she’s cold and forgot her bra. Or maybe she’s unhappy with the store’s selection of detergents. Or maybe it’s because I turned her down for a date. It’s probably that last one. I do that all the time and the ladies just hate it.

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Not that anybody cares, but Barbara Walters officially announced today that Whoopi Goldberg has been signed on to replace Rosie O’Donnell has co-host of The View. She’ll start co-hosting the day after Labor Day.

I guess this was a fitting choice. They got rid of the Asian girl so it only makes sense to put a Black woman on. That’s what The View is all about, right? Annoying you with all the colors of the rainbow. Besides, how else are you supposed to know how hip and progressive the show is unless they hire a minority?

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Remember the photographer that was beaten by Britney Spears’ bodyguard outside the Wynn last Thursday? Well apparently Britney Spears threw a baby bottle at his partner and then threatened to kill him, yelling:

“I am going to kill you! I am going to fucking kill you!”

According to a statement released by the photographers’ lawyers, they were taking pictures of Britney outside the spa at the Wynn Las Vegas casino-hotel when Britney’s bodyguard attacked them from behind, throwing one photographer to the ground and punching and kicking him until security pulled him off. The AP reports:

Afterward, Spears ran toward Henderson but was stopped by security, and then threw a baby bottle at him … Then, in front of several other hotel guests and bystanders, Spears threatened to kill Deetz and said he should get a restraining order against her because she was going to kill him or hire someone that would, it said.

I’m pretty sure threatening to kill somebody is illegal, even if you’re Britney Spears. Although the photographer shouldn’t worry too much, since the best plan Britney could come up with is to give him a birthday cake with sticks of dynamite instead of candles. Hell, halfway through her plan she’d probably end up trying to eat the cake herself.

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Eva Longoria is now the new face of BEBE. The 32 yr old model is all set to rock her modeling career with this deal. She has replaced Mischa Barton who was previously the face of BEBE.

Eva has already started working for BEBE. She has posed a series of sultry photos for the Ad campaign and her look in the ads is awesome. She’s looking extremely sensual in a black and white swimsuit.

Eva will spend her time with sporty male models but this doesn’t matter much coz she already has a sporty model to herself.

Let’s wait and watch, who knows we might just get to see the lovely couple working together for BEBE.          

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Tara Reid was in St. Tropez over the weekend showing off that signature stomach of hers in a bikini. Although I’m not sure if we should be making fun of her anymore. It was fun at first, but now it feels like I’m making fun of the mentally challenged or something. It’s probably not her fault she looks like that. She can’t help that somebody took out all her muscles and filled her skin with mashed potatoes.

Original post by Suzi