Here are some more shots from Tara Reid’s bikini vacation in St. Tropez. I think I finally figured out why Tara keeps her stomach looking like this, and it’s to distract anybody from looking at her butt. I’m not even sure what I’m looking at. It’s like when the plastic surgeon asked what she wanted her butt to look like she pointed to a picture of Hugh Hefner. Then the plastic surgeon put his blindfold back on and continued operating.

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The world’s biggest joke of a mother, Dina Lohan, is being sued for fraud by Las Vegas businessman Antonio Almeida who claims she failed to return $400,000 he lent her four years ago to kick-start daughter Lindsay’s music career. Page Six reports:

Almeida’s lawyer, A. Raymond Hamrick, says some of the dough was used to record songs with Gloria Estefan’s husband, Emilio Estefan, who formed Miami Sound Machine. But Lindsay bolted in the middle of the sessions when she got a deal with Casablanca Records, which released her album, “A Little More Personal (Raw).” “My clients were out their money,” Hamrick said. Dina’s lawyer, David Chesnoff told The Post’s Marianne Garvey: “You mean the funds he claimed he lent her?”

I hate Dina Lohan, but this dude deserves to lose his money. Investing in Lindsay Lohan’s music career? I saw a guy on the street burning cash to stay warm and I’d rather trust my money to him than this Almeida guy.

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In maybe the most powerful work of journalism ever, Us magazine asks the the daring question: “Is Britney Spears Bipolar?” They consulted a psychologist who’s never actually seen Britney and let her go wild with speculation:

“Her erratic behavior has moved into bipolar disorder. Your energy level and emotions alternate between highs and lows, and that seems to have happened here. It seems that Britney has a mood disorder. She strikes me as someone going through a delayed adolescence.”

Powerful powerful stuff. Especially coming from somebody’s who’s never actually treated Britney. Hey, you know who else hasn’t treated Britney? Me. So here’s my professional opinion: she’s fucking nuts.

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Heidi Montag, another person you’ve never heard of from MTV’s reality show The Hills, was spotted in her bikini trying to surf on some beach somewhere. Or something. Who cares? Does anybody care? Judging by the implants and Girls Gone Wild bikini I’d say her career is really taking off. This is it right here. This is the next big thing. Julia Roberts might as well quit the business now.

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Victoria Beckham has reportedly pissed off management at the celeb-friendly Chateau Marmont because “she always lets the paparazzi know when she’ll be arriving. The Chateau Marmont tries to give celebs their privacy, and they hate her there.” Additionally, Britney Spears showed up to the Chateau Marmont last Tuesday to eat, but the only available table was next to Victoria Beckham and Britney didn’t want to sit next to her so she stormed off and ate somewhere else. A source tells Gatecrasher:

“Britney Spears turned up at the Chateau and the only table available was the one next to Posh. But Britney didn’t want to sit next to her, so she and her friend stormed off to Il Sole instead.”

Aww, poor Victoria Beckham. She’s like the foreign exchange student who shows up to school and everybody makes fun of. And it’s probably not helping that she’s acting like an ass. Although it doesn’t really take much to piss Britney Spears off. Last week I saw her storm out of Jack In The Box because they refused to deep fry her hamburger and milkshake. She yelled something about them “discriminatin’ against the sexy” and then waddled off.

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Alba and Warren ended their relationship last week. The reason is Alba’s wish to get married to her longtime boyfriend Warren but Warren is not ready for a commitment.

 Alba and Warren had attended Eva longoria’s wedding in Paris since then Alba has been longing to get married. Alba was in relationship for two and a half year and she said that she was tired of waiting for proposal from the movie director.

Alba and Warren‘s friends think that the split wont last for long and the couple will reunite soon. And they are hoping to see Alba and Warren together again.
 Alba broke her relationship with Warren just because he refused to marry her.

This shows how desperate Alba is to become a wife.
 

Original post by Sarah