I tried to come up with a legitimate excuse to post these pictures of Kim Kardashian shopping on Robertson Blvd, but then I figured who cares. Nobody cares. It’s not like I’m putting up pictures of a deformed baby or a guy raping a cow or something. It’s just a hot girl walking around on the street. So there, they’re up. You’re welcome.

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Mena Suvari, the cheerleader from American Beauty, was spotted having lunch at the Newsroom Restaurant in Beverly Hills looking like she took a lesson from the Britney Spears Guide To Being Ugly. It’s not even that her shaved head looks terrible on her, it just doesn’t make any sense. She’s capable of looking perfectly lovely so why do it? It’s like drawing on a fake mustache with a giant marker. Only less hilarious and not nearly as classy.

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ABC is reporting that Ving Rhames’ four dogs mauled and killed one of his employees. The 40-year-old man was a caretaker who watched over the dogs and his home, and he was found this morning dead on the front lawn covered in bites. The police are still investigating and trying to determine if it was the dog bites that killed him or if he suffered a heart attack or something else.

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It’s too bad she’s so annoying, because from certain angles Avril Lavigne might actually be considered hot. She was spotted with a friend running around Los Angeles showing off her pink bikini underneath her top. And maybe I was always too busy envisioning how I’d karate kick her in the throat, but where the hell did those boobs come from? They almost make her bearable. I did a scientific study and discovered that the number one key to being less annoying is to have big boobs. And you can’t argue with science. I used test tubes and everything.

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It’s too bad she’s so annoying, because from certain angles Avril Lavigne might actually be considered hot. She was spotted with a friend running around Los Angeles showing off her pink bikini underneath her top. And maybe I was always too busy envisioning how I’d karate kick her in the throat, but where the hell did those boobs come from? They almost make her bearable. I did a scientific study and discovered that the number one key to being less annoying is to have big boobs. And you can’t argue with science. I used test tubes and everything.

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There was a rumor going around awhile back that Keith Richards mixed his dad’s cremated ashes with some cocaine and snorted it. Well he’s clarifying the rumor, and tells Rolling Stone yes, he did snort his dad’s ashes, but he didn’t mix them with cocaine. So it’s all good everybody, no need to worry. I bet all you people who thought he was a freak feel pretty silly about now. Man, how embarrassing for you.

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Ellen Barkin (the old chick in the recent Ocean’s Thirteen movie) just got $40 million in her divorce from billionaire husband Ronald Perelman last year and an additional $21 million when she auctioned off the jewelery he gave her over their six-year-marriage, but now she’s filed a suit seeking an additional $3.4 million. Barkin claims Perelman agreed to give the $3 million to her new production company back in 2005 but hasn’t made a single payment yet.

She basically squeezed $61 million out of this guy and now she wants another $3 million. Sure, why not. That seems reasonable. But what’s with the games? Just file a suit for what you’re really after: his balls on a platter.

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