TMZ reports Britney Spears has finally come to her senses and hired proper management, grabbing Kelly Clarkson’s ex-manager Jeff Kwatinez to save her dying career. Although this guy was fired by Kelly Clarkson, so who knows how qualified he is. I guess Britney used to be managing herself, so she could’ve hired an oil painting of George Washington and it would’ve been an improvement.

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Former supermodel Eva Herzigova attended the opening of a new Chopard’s store in Barcelona and ended up flashing her panties. Which probably would be a bigger deal if I knew who the hell she was or if she was even remotely attractive. When I see this face I don’t think, “Hey, I’d like to see her panties.” No, I think, “Hey, there’s the crazy cat lady who threw a cat at me last week.” And judging from this picture she’s about twelve feet tall and eats children.

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Eddie Murphy released a statement Friday acknowledging paternity of his 4-month-old daughter with Melanie Brown, and says he’s paid child support to her as well as covered the expenses of her pregnancy. Scary Spice claims the pregnancy was planned, though Eddie is saying they only dated briefly and never planned a damn thing. Additionally, Scary Spice’s lawyer claims Eddie hasn’t paid any child support and has filed a paternity suit against him.

And just cause, here’s Melanie Brown hanging out in Miami in her bikini over the weekend. Man, look at her. I’m pretty sure if you put a blindfold on you wouldn’t be able to tell if you were having sex with Scary Spice or wrestling a bear.

Some more after the jump, but why do that to yourself?

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According to MSNBC, Madonna’s adoption of her new son from Malawi is facing new problems and may completely fall through. The Malawi minister for Women and Child Development, Kate Kainja, is refusing to let the country’s Child Welfare Services director, Penstone Kilembe, go to London to check in on David and his new family on claims that he received the air ticket and money from Madonna without government approval. Kilembe says:

“You know it requires some resources for me to travel. What this means is that the whole adoption process may crumble and David sent back to his village.”

Basically the guy who’s supposed to check in on David can’t check in on David because he received a bribe from Madonna. And if he can’t check in on David, the adoption essentially falls through and effectively sends David back to Africa. Although this is Madonna, so there’s basically no way she’s losing her kid. If she has to, she’ll probably just end up buying Malawi. African countries you’ve never heard of are usually pretty cheap. Just like your mom. Oh, snap!

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According to Page Six, Jack Nicholson is known around Hollywood for sleeping around and getting random women pregnant, but now he’s denying claims that he may be the father of an illegitimate handicapped son that he tried to keep a secret. “Five Easy Decades” is an unauthorized biography about Jack and says:

“There are two other possibles whom those closest to Jack whisper about, including one young man who lives with handicaps brought on by his actress mother’s drug abuse … These are among the closely held secrets he has generally succeeded in keeping from his fans.”

Nicholson’s lawyer is denying the claims, clarifying that Jack has four illegitimate kids, not five. And if you’re wondering why he has so many kids with different mothers running around, Jack once said:

“I’m interested in sex. I’m preoccupied with sex. I love it,” he once gushed, according to the book. He also panned condoms, saying using them was like wearing a “warm garbage bag.”

If you’re looking for a role model, this is it right here. Not using condoms because they feel like wearing a “warm garbage bag”? Man, this guy should speak at schools.

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Page Six reports Gwyneth Paltrow uses snake venom to treat her skin. A source at the Sonya Dakkar spa in Beverly Hills spotted Gwyneth leaving with a line of Ultra Lux 9 products which include a cream that contains snake venom. A source says:

“It’s not Botox. Just a cream that has the venom in it … [the cream] is part of the facials.”

And you thought celebrities were ridiculous. Oh, how silly you must feel now. See, they rub snake venom on their faces just like you and me.

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Beyonce’s performance in her last concert is being much talked about. Her last performance was much about her dancing than her singing.

The most highlighted item was her belly dance which was liked a lot by the people, and her belly dance has also been compared to shakira’s dance. It was a two hour of concert which showed her excellent dancing skills.

Beyonce mostly sung her fast numbers this time and her concentration was more on communicating with the crowd, she enjoyed the vocal response she got from the crowd.

Who knows? We might soon get to see another Shakira

Watch out!

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