Debra Messing (Grace from Will & Grace) was spotted shopping in SoHo without a bra on. I think it’s safe to say a new contender has finally emerged to take on Kirsten Dunst as the most unattractive woman in Hollywood. Look at these legs. Are they even considered legs anymore? And what kind of outfit is this? Why wouldn’t she wear a bra? Why? Why? She might even look okay if she was dressed appropriately. You know, like a giant paper bag. Or maybe a cut-out picture of an actual woman taped to her face.

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OK! magazine is claiming that Lindsay Lohan might be pregnant. She basically disappeared since her arrest (she’s allegedly in rehab right now), but the magazine says she might actually be hiding over the new pregnancy rumors. A friend tells the magazine:

“It woudn’t be the first time she had a pregnancy scare.”

And despite rumors she’s at the Cirque Lodge rehab clinic in Utah, nobody seems to have seen her at the complex. I doubt she’s pregnant though. Even if she was, the amount of drugs and alcohol she’s consumed would’ve aborted it. If she actually gave birth the kid would come out with a tail. Or - and this is even more likely - it’d just come out a baby-sized mound of used condoms.

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Man, when you’re as foxy and beautiful as Kirsten Dunst is, you don’t even need to wear a bra. And all you people complaining are just jealous that your breasts don’t drag on the floor too. Maybe one day, ladies. Until then, just keep on dreaming and being jealous.

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Nicole Richie is still set to serve four days in LA County jail for her second DUI conviction, but Paris Hilton insists Nicole is going to be the best mom ever. She tells People:

“She’s really happy. I just got off the phone with her. She’s so excited. I know she’s going to be the best mom ever.”

Really? Best mom ever? That’s a little ambitious. An okay mom, maybe. A mom, sure. But best mom ever? She has better odds of becoming Thomas Jefferson than the best mom ever.

NOTE: For no real reason, I put up a video of two teen girls crying with happiness because they just met their idol, Paris Hilton.

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Paris Hilton was spotted looking at pictures of herself yesterday while hanging out at her Malibu summer home with her new Chihuahua. And I know what you’re thinking. Paris Hilton in a bikini? Total score, right? I bet these are even more rare than pictures of Bigfoot.

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Lindsay Lohan’s former bodyguard, Tony Almeida, is speaking out, saying Lindsay’s ridiculous behavior was the cause of neglectful and abusive parents who saw her as a source of money. Page Six reports:

Once, when Lindsay was 16, Michael flew into a rage while driving and “slammed on the brakes and dragged her out of the car, pushed her up against the hood, screamed at her and called her a slut. This was on the Long Island Expressway! I got in the middle of it and pulled him off.”

Meanwhile, Dina often “let her do whatever she wanted, just to keep her happy and working . . . [At her 16th birthday party] Lindsay drank whatever she wanted - I saw her drinking beer and mixed drinks with my own eyes [without Dina’s intervention].”

As Lindsay’s manager, Dina - who was desperate to become a star herself - received 10 percent of her income. “Lindsay was the family cash cow - and she resented it,” Almeida claims. “They counted on her to pay their bills . . . I saw Lindsay exhausted, begging her mother for some time off.”

Young Lindsay’s parents looked the other way as she began a life of boozing, boys and drugs. When she was 15, they allowed her to share a room with her then-14-year-old boyfriend, Aaron Carter, at Loews in Miami Beach. Almeida relates, “They knew Lindsay was sleeping in Aaron’s room. But they seemed happy she had chosen somebody who could benefit her singing career.”

It’s nice of him to share, but everybody already knows what kind of clowns Lindsay Lohan’s parents are. I could randomly buy better parents for Lindsay from a pet store. That dog in the corner trying to eat its own poo? Ten times the mother Dina Lohan will ever be.

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Kevin Federline’s lawyer went to court yesterday afternoon and filed legal papers seeking custody of his two children with Britney Spears. The documents are under seal so the details of the petition are unknown, but Federline recently threatened to file for full custody because of Britney’s recent behavior. I don’t really see how Federline can mess this up. Anybody who owns a computer or TV knows what kind of mother Britney Spears is. K-Fed could show up to court with a cage with “baby” written on the side and still end up getting the kids.

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