Everybody’s favorite plastic surgery experiment, Tara Reid, was spotted on a yacht in Italy dressed like some sort of gypsy. Her stomach actually looks alright now, but her ass. Wow. This thing defies description. I’ve never seen an ass take quite those shapes before. It’s like somebody took out her butt and replaced it with ground hamburger meat. If you showed me just a picture it, I’d guess it was a dinosaur before I guessed it was a human ass.

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So turns out a pregnant Nicole Richie is infinitely better looking than a not-pregnant Nicole Richie. Which is weird, because most pregnant women look gross. Nicole actually looks healthy here. And are those — are those breasts? On Nicole Richie? It’s like my whole world has turned upside down. Maybe I should start driving on the other side of the road. Say goodbye to people when I meet them? Not ravage supermodels with my devilish good looks? It’s all so confusing.

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I wasn’t going to post these pictures of Hayden Panettiere running around Los Angeles in short shorts, but then I looked at them. I think I made the right decision. And I don’t want to be one of those creeps that point out when an underage celebrity is about to turn 18, but Hayden turns 18 in a week and a half. I’m just saying. Because, you know, I have wild fantasies about her being able to get into R-rated movies on her own. And buying cigarettes. Real hot stuff, you know?

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Eddie Murphy’s people are claiming that Scary Spice, Melanie Brown, demanded a $9 million mansion from him and that’s what started their feud. Scary Spice went on Larry King Live last night and when Larry King asked her about it, she never actually denied it. TMZ reports:

Scary also revealed that she and Eddie tattooed their names on each other — and claimed that the ink proves that they were, “very much in love and wanted to have a family together” adding, “You don’t tattoo somebody’s name on your body if it’s brief and unimportant, let’s put it that way.”

The Mirror also reveals that Scary Spice’s new husband, Stephen Belafonte, used to beat up his wife and cheat on all his girlfriends. Like a lot. And I don’t know much about relationships, but I think beating up your wife and cheating on her is maybe the best foundation for a healthy marriage. As is chaining her to the kitchen and using her breasts as a table. But that’s just my opinion. I’m a hopeless romantic.

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Apparently Ashlee Simpson is the jealous type and freaked out last week whenever any girls tried to get their picture taken with her boyfriend Pete Wentz. Page Six reports:

In Chicago last weekend with boyfriend Pete Wentz to stop by the Blender Sessions at the Hard Rock Hotel and help Crobar Chicago co- owner Mike Matushcka celebrate his 40th birthday, Simpson refused to let any girl come between herself and her man. When female fans tried to take their pictures with Wentz, Simpson “got whiny and dragged him away,” a spy said.

Dude, it’s Pete Wentz. It’s not like she’s dating George Clooney, or Brad Pitt, or me. It’s like getting upset because somebody’s trying to steal your garbage. It’s really not that big a deal.

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Beyonce is going great with her professional life.

Recently she bagged seven nominations for the MTV music video awards and the latest news is that the pop star is doing an ad campaign with Emporio Armani.

Beyonce is the new face of Emporio Armani’s new perfume, ‘Diamonds’ and stars in the company’s new ad campaign. The star singer has also added her own take on the Marilyn Monroe song ‘Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend’ for the advert.

Beyonce is always prepared for all her photo shoots. She carries three pairs of sunglasses, two pairs of Christian louboutin heels in her bag with her all the time.

Good going Beyonce!

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