Here’s Paris Hilton at the Malibu beach party she threw over the weekend that Elisha Cuthbert attended. And either she’s still promoting Rich Prosecco (canned sparkling wine) or she actually drinks the stuff. And why wouldn’t she? A classy woman like Paris Hilton? I’d be surprised if she didn’t drink canned sparkling wine. I heard one time she went to a party and was so classy the Monopoly man started crying because he couldn’t compete. True story.

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There was some speculation as to whether or not Lindsay Lohan was actually in rehab, but a fellow patient named Jane P. has confirmed to The Insider that Lindsay Lohan did check into the Cirque Lodge rehab facility in Utah. According to the source, Lindsay is amongst twelve patients (six men and six women) and in order to maintain her privacy, all of the patients’ phone calls are being monitored and their use of the computer has been suspended. And in case you’re curious, this is what Lindsay’s daily schedule is like in the Mormon-run center:

6 AM Wake up call
6:30 AM River hike, followed by a brief meditation
8:00 AM Breakfast is served
8:30 AM Free time — like other residents, Lindsay is assigned cleaning duties — including cleaning her room and her toilet.
9:00 AM Community meeting to discuss what will go on that day.
10:00 AM Speaker meeting
12:00 PM Lunch is served
1:00 PM - 4:00 PM Process group/workshops/experiential time — where patients participate in any of the following activities including horseback riding or gardening — which Lindsay did on Tuesday. Spa treatments like massages and pedicures are also available from estheticians-in-training.
5:30 PM Dinner time
6:30 PM Assignment group/recovery work
8:00 PM 12-Step meeting (on or off-site)
9:30 PM Closing meeting — assessment of the day
10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Free time
11:00 PM Lights out

Lindsay actually has to clean her own toilet? This place seems to take rehab way more seriously than Promises. Which isn’t saying much, since I’ve been to circuses that take rehab more seriously than Promises. Judging by the number of people they’ve actually helped, they could turn themselves into a bar and I don’t think anybody would notice.

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I didn’t even know they were friends, but Elisha Cuthbert attended Paris Hilton’s Malibu beach party over the weekend and served as the event photographer or something. I’m guessing she wanted control of the camera so nobody could take her picture. I mean, damn, look at her. She’s a big Hollywood movie star now, you’d think she could afford a brush. Or a home. She looks like she woke up, crawled out of a dumpster, and then headed over to Paris’ place to take some pictures.

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TMZ is claiming that Kevin Federline’s custody fight for his kids with Britney Spears might actually be about money. He originally agreed to a 50/50 split, but then suddenly filed papers asking for 70/30 after not even being in contact with Britney for over three months. Britney’s cousin, Alli Sims, was served over the weekend so Kevin’s lawyers could take her deposition, but a source close to Alli says they also want to take Britney’s deposition, but the notice Britney received was all about money and not the kids.

None of this really matters though. Even if he’s trying to get custody of the kids for more money he’ll still probably get them. Hell, he could be trying to get custody of the kids to eat and he’d still probably get them. The judge would look over at K-Fed holding a knife and fork with a napkin tucked into his shirt and licking his lips and he’d still come to the conclusion that this would be better for the kids than Britney Spears.

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Kate Hudson and Dax Shepard have been getting it on recently, and apparently they’ve gotten serious enough that Dax has basically moved into Kate’s house. Page Six reports:

“Dax is basically living at her house right now,” said our source. While the rest of her family is “a little annoyed,” according to our tipster, “Chris is thrilled because now he can have [their 3-year-old son] Ryder whenever he wants … Kate gets a little more distracted when new men come into her life.” Hudson’s rep, Brad Cafarelli, told us, “None of what you’re speculating here is accurate.”

Did you catch that last line? Kate Hudson’s rep basically says everything Page Six just reported is completely inaccurate. But instead of tossing the story, Page Six just puts it up anyway, along with the quote telling them how inaccurate they are. This is some incredible journalism we’re dealing with here. It takes some award-winning reporting to know a story is false, report it, and in that same story report that you knew it was false but still reported it. And me writing about them reporting about themselves falsely reporting? Oh, man. I’m so confused, but somebody’s gonna win a Pulitzer for this.

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Carmen Electra was spotted at a beach in Malibu over the weekend wearing no less than two completely different bikinis. Which, you know, makes sense. Sometimes I go to the beach and start changing outfits for no reason too. I’ll start off in an old Civil War uniform, maybe put on a few different swimsuits, and then top the whole thing off with a tuxedo. I mean, what else are you supposed to do at a beach besides change outfits? Swim in the ocean? You’d look ridiculous!

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Britney Spears’ cousin/assistant Alli Sims was served legal papers at 3 AM Sunday morning as she was leaving a house party in the Hollywood Hills. The documents state that Alli will be forced to testify in the ongoing custody battle between Britney and Kevin Federline and she’ll have to discuss Britney’s parenting skills, including whether or not she changes diapers and if she drinks too much.

Britney’s only hope is that the judge forgets to get Alli Sims sworn in. Because if Alli is forced to tell the truth, not only is Britney going to lose the kids, she’ll probably end up in prison. Alli could take the stand and make up stories about Britney forcing her kids to sleep in beehives and it would still make her look better than the truth.

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