I don’t know when or where these pictures were taken, but they’re of Nicole Scherzinger (the only member of The Pussycat Dolls you might possibly recognize) stretching on what looks to be the beach. And, wow, I had no idea she could bend like this. Maybe it’s the lighting, but she doesn’t seem like such a bad singer anymore. And she definitely looks smarter. Wait, what does she do again? Whatever it is, I bet she’s real good at it. Definitely very qualified. And smart. Did I mention she was smart? Because she seems like she’s very smart.

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Singer Amy Winehouse and her husband Blake Fielder-Civil finally admitted they have a drug problem and checked into rehab over the weekend. Apparently Amy collapsed last week after taking a cocktail of heroin, ecstasy, cocaine and the horse tranquillizer ketamine. The Daily Mail reports:

She was reported to have been caught smoking heroin in her suite by a friend, at which point her father Mitch flipped. Taxi driver Mitch arrived the next day with his wife Janis, and Fielder-Civil’s stepfather Giles Civil and mother Georgette. According to a source close to the family, the meeting descended into a row and at one point Mr Winehouse grabbed Mr Civil by the throat. The source told a newspaper: “It broke Amy’s heart to see her parents and in-laws fighting. “That was when she realized the drink and drugs were causing problems for everyone.”

You know when I would’ve realized I had a problem? When I was taking goddamn horse tranquilizers. Yeah, taking something meant for a horse is usually a pretty good sign you need help. How is she even still alive? She weighs like 75 pounds. She must be some sort of witch. Screw rehab, we need to burn this chick at the stake. It’s the only way she can be stopped.

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A woman who says she was in the car Lindsay Lohan was chasing the night she was arrested for her DUI is suing Lindsay, saying “[Lindsay] put me through one of the most frightening experiences of my life.” TMZ reports:

According to the suit, Tracie Rice was in the SUV driven by Michelle Peck, the mother of LiLo’s former assistant. Rice says she “was convinced that their lives were in danger and that they had to outrun the pursuing car or they might be killed.” The night of the incident, Rice claims Peck was so terrified at being chased by Lohan that she drove through a barricade and into the parking lot near the Santa Monica Police Station. Rice says she jumped out of the Cadillac Escalade and ran toward police officers and saw a woman, who turned out to be Lohan, run from another SUV toward her. “Police officers approached all of them with guns drawn,” the suit said.

The suit was filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court. She’s suing LiLo for intentional infliction of emotional distress, and also seeks unspecified damages and payment of medical and other expenses.

The police had their guns drawn on Lindsay Lohan! Now I’m kind of sad she’s sobering up, because apparently drugs and alcohol make her 100% crazy. Give her enough and I bet we could get her to rob a bank or something. Maybe challenge Mike Tyson to a fist fight (and win!).

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You know what’s normal behavior for a skeleton? Being buried. Or maybe getting hung up in a classroom. But not running around the beach doing whatever it is Jenna Jameson is doing here. And what the hell happened to her face? She’s a duck, right? She’s a duck now? Like to communicate with her you have to quack and maybe flap your arms?

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I know it’s normal for pregnant woman to get fat, but Nicole Richie looks like she put on a ton of weight overnight. She had dinner in New York City with Mischa Barton and Joel Madden last night, and for some reason felt like showing off her pregnant body in a tanktop. Four days ago she looked like this. Now she looks like this. What the hell happened over the weekend? I’m waiting for photos to surface of her crouched over and eating an entire water buffalo.

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Britney Spears’ former bodyguard/manny Daimon Shippen was served two subpoenas by Kevin Federline’s lawyer last night to testify in their ongoing custody case. If you don’t remember, Daimon is the guy who caught Sean Preston when Britney Spears tripped and almost dropped him. So yeah, I doubt he’ll have anything good to say about Britney’s parenting skills. He’ll take the stand and try to make Britney look good, but that’s impossible so he’ll just start babbling randomly instead. “She, uh, she never stabbed her kids. Definitely never stabbed them. And, uh, she never — no wait, she did that one. She, uh, she used one as a soccer ball once. Shit! No, wait. Can I start over?”

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I don’t know why, but people seem to enjoy Hayden Panettiere so here’s some shots of her walking her dogs around Los Angeles. Although I don’t really understand her appeal. She’s cute and all, but she’s built like a tiny little pit bull. A tiny little pit bull made out of puppies and kittens and rainbows. Okay, yeah, I get it. But she’s still got another week before she turns 18, so just settle down there Mr. Dateline. Go put on your trench coat and hang around an elementary school or something.

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