TMZ has this shot of Salma Hayek leaving Fred Segal in West Hollywood yesterday still looking super pregnant. Although shouldn’t she have given birth by now? It feels like she’s been pregnant for years. And she’s still the largest pregnant woman I’ve ever seen. I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure the father of her baby is a truck. And when I say ‘baby’ I mean ‘twelve babies’. Because seriously, just look at her.

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Allure Magazine has maybe the most insulting photo shoot with Britney Spears you’ve ever seen. Do they really expect anybody to believe this is what she looks like? They could’ve photographed a stack of pancakes and it would’ve looked more like Britney Spears. With this much airbrushing they might as well have hired a cartoonist to just draw pictures of her instead.

NOTE: Some of these are outtakes, which is why some look more like her than others.

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Britney Spears was spotted heading into the Towers Hotel in Beverly Hills at 4am this morning with magician Criss Angel. The two were seen holding hands and headed up to a suite on the 11th floor together. Criss has also been seen around with Paris Hilton and Cameron Diaz, so it’s my professional opinion that he’s either mentally retarded or blind. Or maybe this is some sort of challenge to David Blaine. I mean, yeah, Blaine buried himself alive for a week, but Criss Angel has slept with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. It’s not even a competition anymore. If David Blaine wants to pull off a more dangerous stunt he’s going to have to live inside a grizzly bear’s mouth for a month. At least.

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Here’s a fun little game called “Guess The Son,” because apparently one of Cindy Crawford’s daughters is actually a boy. Can you figure out which? Me neither, but according to sources it’s the blonde kid. I can tell in the future this kid is going to get a lot of heat for looking so manly. I bet he’s already shaving. Maybe twice a day.

NOTE: Cindy Crawford’s son should get together with Celine Dion’s son. I bet they’d find out they have a lot in common. They could trade shampooing tips or something.

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Singer Amy Winehouse walked out of rehab yesterday after less than 48 hours, and then took a helicopter to London for a brain scan. The Sun reports:

Doctors ordered Amy, 23, to have the brain scan after she had a seizure during her overdose. It will reveal whether the singer has a form of epilepsy — which could have been undetected until now.

So she had a seizure after taking a cocktail of heroin, ecstasy, cocaine and horse tranquillizers and the doctors deduced she might have epilepsy? Man, these doctors are really on top of their game. I would’ve guessed it was the insane amount of drugs, but no, it was epilepsy. You could go in after getting into a horrible car accident and they’d probably diagnose you with cancer. I mean, hey, why else would you be in such bad shape?

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