TMZ has a photo of some pervert trying to take a picture up Paris Hilton’s dress. I mean, there’s a lot of things I can picture myself doing when I meet Paris Hilton, but this isn’t one of them. This isn’t even close to one of them. How do you make the leap in logic from “Hey, there’s Paris Hilton” to “I’m gonna stick a camera up her dress!” This is the kind of guy who sees a hammer and thinks, “You know what I should hit with that? My penis.”

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Jessica Simpson broke her nose while filming her new movie Major Movie Star when she fell over and hit her face. She says:

“I was running with a gun over my head and fell over and broke my nose, it really hurt!”

This just sounds like an excuse to get a nose job with no questions asked. Although I don’t doubt she actually broke it. This is Jessica Simpson we’re talking about. I wouldn’t doubt if she starved to death because she wouldn’t stop petting a mailbox she thought was a dog.

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Lord knows why you’d want to see them, but here are some shots of Mena Suvari wearing a bikini. And it’s not like Mena was all that great to look at with hair, so these are just confusing. And maybe a little cruel. Although they do raise an important question: why is this dude wearing a bikini?

NOTE: I don’t know why, but she reminds me a bear cub. She looks like she should be lumbering towards a pot of honey in this picture.

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Joel Madden was out partying Wednesday night and refused to get his picture taken with any girls because Nicole Richie gave him strict orders not to. Page Six reports:

All was well until a party promoter wanted to take a picture of him with a cute young woman. Our spy reports, “He said he couldn’t, as Nicole gave him strict orders not to take pictures with other celebrities or girls for rumor purposes.”

Yeah, I guess I’d be afraid of pissing off Nicole Richie too. Wait, did I say afraid? Because I meant totally not afraid. See what I did there? I said one thing, but then I changed it to mean the opposite. Man, that came out of nowhere. It’s like I slapped you in the face with my words.

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Amy Winehouse checked herself into rehab on Tuesday, left after 48 hours, and now she’s apparently back in. Her husband Blake Fielder-Civil confirmed on BBC Radio One’s Newsbeat that the two are heading back to a rehab center in Essex, England. Amy’s rep released the following statement:

“Amy Winehouse is putting all her touring commitments for this month on hold until further notice in order to address her health issues. Amy will now not be performing at this weekend’s V Festival in Chelmsford and Staffordshire. Her family has requested that the media respect Amy’s privacy at this time.”

And if you don’t care about that, before checking into rehab she decided to steal a copy of New Musical Express magazine. She and a friend were buying some things at a store and as she was leaving she glanced over her shoulder and grabbed a copy of the magazine without paying. Because why pay for stuff when you can not pay for stuff? Just do the math.

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