During a recent performance in Toronto, Beyonce flashed the crowd when her dress flew up as she was dancing to “Deja Vu.” And like a true performer, she just held down the top with her arm and continued jumping around like an ass dancing. If you remember, she fell down a flight of stairs during another concert last month, and a few weeks before that she almost killed some fans when the pyrotechnics at one of her concerts spilled into the front row. According to my calculations, if her tour keeps on progressing the way it is, a tiger is going to get loose at one of her concerts next month and eat her head.

Check out the video after the jump. I’d say it’s NSFW, but it’s so blurry you don’t even know what you’re looking at.

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Not sure when Sienna Miller turned into Lindsay Lohan, but she was spotted in Ibiza, Spain today doing some topless tanning. And I have to admit, she looks pretty good for somebody who I’ve never seen in a movie and wouldn’t even know was famous except that people tell me she is.

Click the picture for the NSFW uncensored version.

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Not sure when Sienna Miller turned into Lindsay Lohan, but she was spotted in Ibiza, Spain today doing some topless tanning. And I have to admit, she looks pretty good for somebody who I’ve never seen in a movie and wouldn’t even know was famous except that people tell me she is. This might as well be a picture of my neighbor. She was on Family Feud once and I think that makes her slightly more famous than Sienna.

Click the picture for the NSFW uncensored version.

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E! Online’s Answer Bitch provided a ball-park estimate of reality star incomes, including Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag from MTV’s series The Hills:

Well, Lauren “L.C.” Conrad does get to operate ongoing hot war with Heidi Montag in the pages of Us Weekly every week, free of charge. If that’s not a fine compensation, I don’t know what is. Oh, wait. Yes, I do. How about an estimated $10,000 to $25,000 per episode? That’s the general industry range for top reality stars such as Conrad, Montag, wannabe K-Fed or Spencer Pratt.

Lauren Conrad makes ten to fifteen grand for sipping lattes, talking on her phone and teaching teenage girls how to butcher the English language. I, on the other hand, receive no compensation for being so unbelievably sexy that my looks actually fight cancer. There is no God.

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Kevin Federline is actually capable of working. He landed a role on the CW’s One Tree Hill. According to TMZ:

Our source said that while Fed-Ex was extremely excited to star on the show, he would only agree to filming if his shooting schedule coincided with his custody arrangements. We’re told that he made it quite clear that if shooting interfered with seeing his kids, he would not be available.

Don’t you think that’s laying it on a little thick? The shooting schedule could require his kids to be locked in a cage with a python for 24 hours and it would still be an improvement on their current situation. At this stage in the game, Kevin could take his kids with him on weekend trips to Vegas, pump them full of Cuban cigars and use them as poker chips. People will look at him with tears in their eyes and say, “Bless you, Kevin Federline, you delivered these children from the depths of crazy. Now put Jayden on black.”

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Due to sheer grossness, I shouldn’t even be covering this, but People is reporting that John Mayer and Cameron Diaz are becoming a serious item:

The pair, who were first spotted out together in the city last week, were ‘all over each other’ and ‘super flirty’ at the Bowery Hotel Friday night. Asked if the newly-close pair are dating, a source close to Mayer tells People, ‘Yes, it’s definitely true.’

When two ugly people get together, does anyone really care? You have John Mayer, the bridge troll of modern pop. Then there’s Cameron Diaz, who I’ll assume fell asleep under a steam-roller because I don’t know how else to explain her face. It’s like watching a hunchback make-out with a pancake wearing lipstick. But without the chance that Aunt Jemima will make it a sexy, syrupy three-way. Damn. I just made breakfast totally hot. Kind of makes you want to get it on with your coffee, doesn’t it? But don’t! It’ll burn - like sex with Cameron Diaz. Zing! Did you see what I just did there? That’s cohesion, son. Feel free to call me the Jesus of words.

And this kind of goes against everything I just said, but here’s Cameron looking uncharacteristically good on the set of What Happens in Vegas. A ton more after the jump.

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Keira Knightley shared some pearls of wisdom during an interview with UK’s Radio Times.

On looking good
“Somebody goes, ‘Gosh, you’re pretty.’ Thanks. I’ve got good genes! OK, I’m on the cover of a magazine but somebody else does the hair, and the makeup, and airbrushes the fuck out of me – it’s not me, it’s something other people have created.”

On being rich and famous
“It frightens me when kids go, ‘I want to be famous.’ Why? Because you can get into a restaurant? You know what? If you book [a table], you can get into a restaurant! ‘I want to be rich and famous.’ Go and work on the stock market.”

On suing Britain’s Daily Mail for suggesting she had an eating disorder
“You couldn’t say anything more horrendous. So yes, I did take a hard line, and I would take that line again.”

So Keira Knightley’s advice for people who want to be rich and famous is to go into the stock market. Brilliant brilliant stuff. I mean, Hollywood, stock market, they’re basically the same thing. It’s like telling somebody who dreams of being an astronaut to get a job at Costco. Because, you know, they sell telescopes. Same thing!

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