Remember when Gwen Stefani looked like this? I guess she decided to stop looking like a homeless person and start looking, well, hot. And didn’t she just have a kid? Look at her stomach. She deserves a medal for looking this good. I don’t want to point any fingers, but sometimes when people have kids they get fat and ugly and forget to wear pants. And are named Britney. Spears. Britney Spears. I’m talking about Britney Spears. Not sure if you got it because I was being so subtle.

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Hayden Panettiere and the cast of Heroes are promoting the show in Paris this week. For those of you confusing the large metal structure behind Hayden for the Eiffel Tower, you couldn’t be more wrong. It’s my boner. That’s right. I’m a giant love-robot sent back from the future. What, you couldn’t tell? I thought the giant metal wang would’ve given it away.

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Britney Spears met with MTV execs and presented them with an opening act for the upcoming Video Music Awards. Criss Angel helped design the performance that Britney hopes will return her to the forefront of modern pop. US Magazine reports:

“She’s planning it to be a big comeback performance,” says a Spears insider, who adds that the goal is to make it “shocking.” One early idea that was canned? Performing “My Prerogative” amid a medley of hits, as images of exes Justin Timberlake, 26, and Kevin Federline, 29, and other gossip fodder flashed on a screen behind her. As for a report that she’d do a duet with Timberlake? “Totally, patently false,” says a Timberlake source.

You know what would be a really shocking performance? If MTV showed a video of Britney Spears staying at home, tending to her children and basically acting like a human being with normal maternal instincts. Nobody gets dropped or used for an ashtray. Child services doesn’t stop by. And most importantly, no one sees up Britney’s skirt. Will she and Criss Angel go that route? Probably not. She’s going to pull a rabbit out of a hat and gyrate on stage until it dies. Criss Angel will jump out of Britney’s leotard and yell “Abracadabra!” prompting your TV to self-destruct. It might be made out of circuits and metal, but goddammit if it doesn’t have a heart and won’t let you suffer.

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It was Angelina Jolie first who went to Iraq to meet the soldiers and now it’s Beyonce honoring the soldiers for their good work.

Beyonce honored five National Guard soldiers for their services in Iraq.

Merced native Army Sgt. Monica Estrada, 30, was one of the five National Guard who were honored by Beyonce.

He was given a chance to attend ‘The Beyonce Experience’ concert at the Save Mart Centre in Fresno as part of the Army’s Operation Tribute to Freedom Program.

This program recognizes returning soldiers for their services in Iraq and Afghanistan, and Beyonce was a part of this program.

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It was Angelina Jolie first who went to Iraq to meet the soldiers and now it’s Beyonce honoring the soldiers for their good work.

Beyonce honored five National Guard soldiers for their services in Iraq.

Merced native Army Sgt. Monica Estrada, 30, was one of the five National Guard who were honored by Beyonce.

He was given a chance to attend ‘The Beyonce Experience’ concert at the Save Mart Centre in Fresno as part of the Army’s Operation Tribute to Freedom Program.

This program recognizes returning soldiers for their services in Iraq and Afghanistan, and Beyonce was a part of this program.

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Alba is said to have the sexiest sway among all the stars and it has been proved mathematically.

A group of mathematicians at the Cambridge calculated that Alba’s sexy sway can be contributed to her hip-to-waist ratio, according to the U.K’s telegraph report.

The academics say this calculation causes the strut in a woman’s walk, with 0.7 being the ideal ratio, providing the correct torso strength to produce a more angular swing and bounce.

Therefore, a woman with a 25-inch waist and 36-inch hips would have the exact proportions to carry off a sexy sway.

Alba surely has a sexy sway

what say?

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In the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar, Ashton Kutcher writes an advice column for couples struggling with how to dress. If your skull didn’t just explode because you read the phrase “Ashton Kutcher writes,” check out his pearls of wisdom as reported by People:

On a man’s place in relation to a woman
“Your man should not upstage you. He’s there to highlight you.”

On complementing your man
“Guys don’t like to be told they look nice, pretty, or cute or that they clean up well. We want to feel dirty, rugged, and, most important, that you feel safe when you are in our company. So when your guy finally tries on something that you like, tell him that he looks like James Bond or Tony Montana”

On men’s importance in relation to clothes
“When it comes to getting dressed, men are a little bit more important than handbags but less important than shoes. At any rate, we are merely accessories.”

Look, I’m not a doctor. I do, however, practice non-licensed, amateur gynecology behind a Chinese buffet next to the freeway. It’s something of a hobby. Anyway, after reading his article, my experience qualifies me to make the following statement: Ashton Kutcher has a vagina. A giant, man-hating vagina that threatens our very existence. When it’s not too busy picking out handbags.

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