I wasn’t going to post this because I’m pretty sure it’s bullshit, but everybody else is putting it up and I want to be one of the cool kids. Anyways, The National Enquirer reported a couple of weeks ago that 18-year-old Vanessa Hudgens from High School Musical took some nude pictures of herself for her boyfriend Zac Efron. And this, my friends, is one of the alleged pictures. It doesn’t really look like her but, hey, it’s the internet so who cares? I’m all about ruining lives with absolutely no proof or evidence. And in my spare time I kick babies and give kittens the finger. My job is awesome!

Click the above picture for the super NSFW version.

UPDATE: Ignore everything I just said because Vanessa Hudgens has (against all common sense) confirmed that the picture is real. Her rep released this statement to TMZ: “This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public.”

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Besides swapping venereal diseases and any last traces of dignity, Britney Spears and Criss Angel were also sharing a lollipop at the opening of LAX. But there’s more to this sucker than meets the eye. (No, it’s not a Transformer. Put your pants back on.) Extra reports:

The sucker Britney was sharing is more than just a sweet treat: it’s a diet secret. Insiders tell us she recently received a shipment of Hoodia lollipops, which suppress the appetite and supply an energy boost.

In the fifth grade I had to give a report about sugar. Then about a week ago, I mixed Jagermeister with Red Bull and suddenly I was five hours into the future – without pants! So, to answer your question, yes, I am a real scientist. Anyway, if you eat nothing but sugar, you will lose weight. You will also go into diabetic shock and probably die. I want to say I’m going somewhere with this, but in retrospect nothing but good can come from this scenario. Carry on, Britney.

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If ducks aren’t your thing, here’s Jessica Simpson grabbing lunch at Nobu earlier the same day looking like an actual human being. Although, c’mon Jessica, couldn’t you find some bigger sunglasses? You’re just embarrassing yourself with those things.

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Lauren Conrad’s ex Jason Wahler called Ryan Seacrest’s radio show on Wednesday to set the record straight about a certain video starring L.C.. E! Online reports:

As for the infamous sex tape of him and L.C. (a rumor purportedly started by Heidi ‘n’ Spencer)? “There is no tape, that’s the most frustrating thing. They’re such lowlifes, they have nothing better to do. I was in rehab when I found out. It was just another frustrating thing. I couldn’t have a say—I was on lockdown.”

Man, just when I thought there might be something I’d maybe watch that stars Lauren Conrad, I find out it doesn’t exist. On the bright side, this news proves that, yes, I actually can care less about The Hills. If the entire cast plummeted off a cliff, my response might be a yawn - if I have time.

NOTE: I already posted these, I just wanted to remind you who this chick is. You can check out the rest of the set here.

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Jessica Simpson was spotted leaving the W Magazine New York Affair Party last night looking like Jenna Jameson’s goth sister. Did I miss a memo or something? Is duck the new look these days? Because I’ve seen ducks. And I don’t want to have sex with ducks. Well maybe except for Marge. She’s this plump little number at the park and you should see the way she eats bread and flaps her wings. I don’t want to say “hot”, but, wait, what the hell am I talking about? She’s a duck. I’m firing my therapist.

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Criss Angel is a “press whore” who is just using Britney Spears. The two apparently hooked up the night they met and he’s been milking the attention ever since. Friends of the illusionist provided Page Six with these details:

“He doesn’t even really talk to her when they go out. This weekend at [club] LAX, they weren’t seated at the same table, but when the paparazzi were around he jumped in all the pictures. . . . The paparazzi all have his number.” Meanwhile, some of the stories leaked to the tabloids about how Angel was orchestrating a big VMA number for Spears using mirrors are false. “She is just doing a straight-up performance of her new single, ‘Gimme More.’”

So the secret to Criss Angel’s magic is to latch on to celebrity train wrecks and bask in the free publicity. Got it. What camera-grabbing illusion will he pull off next? Grief counselor for Owen Wilson? AA sponsor for Lindsay Lohan? Or perhaps he might - no. Jesus, no. He wouldn’t, would he? Dammit, his show is on A&E. He totally would. What if, for sheer publicity and in disregard of public safety, Criss Angel impregnated Paris Hilton? Somebody get me a crucifix. And whiskey. Lots of it. I’ll be under my bed for the rest of the day.

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Legendary opera singer Luciano Pavarotti died early this morning at the age of 71. He had been battling pancreatic cancer since 2006. His manager Terri Robson said in a statement: “The Maestro fought a long, tough battle against the pancreatic cancer which eventually took his life. In fitting with the approach that characterized his life and work, he remained positive until finally succumbing to the last stages of his illness.”

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