Jenna Jameson walked down the runway for the Heatherette fashion line yesterday. Although looking at these you’d think they were throwing some sort of circus horror show. Everything about her frightens me. Didn’t she used to be hot? And a porn star? I’d rather have sex with an angry porcupine than with Jenna Jameson. An angry porcupine with rabies. And on fire.

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I’m pretty sure these pictures of Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron are old, but I didn’t see them until today so I’m putting them up anyway. Besides, Vanessa’s lawyers made me take down her nude pictures, so this is my way of saying sorry to you guys. You can’t tell, but I’m also making a sad puppy face and I bought you a box of chocolates. And yeah, maybe the box is empty, but really, isn’t that the chocolate’s fault for being so delicious? I think it is, my friends. I think it is.

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Adrian Grenier was spotted making out with Paris Hilton in Vegas over the weekend. However, Adrian already regrets this ridiculously stupid mistake and has no desire to put his testicles in harm’s way. NY Daily News reports:

“Adrian is resistant because this is Paris Hilton,” says a spy. “She’s way more into him and was all over him. But he’s being good and hasn’t slept with her. They did make out, and Adrian felt that was too much.” Hilton’s rep insists that the two are “nothing more than friends.”

Adrian Grenier truly lives on the edge. Some guys go sky-diving. Others scale Mt. Everest. Vincent Chase here rests his balls on the precipice of Herpes Canyon. I’m actually impressed. I battle forest fires without a shirt on, but what this guy does is sheer madness. You’re walking a razor’s edge, Mr. Chase. Try not to get cut - in the crotch.

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What’s that? Not enough updates about Britney Spears and her VMA performance? Well here’s some more, you greedy bastards. Us reports that after her performance, Britney ran off stage screaming that she looked like a fat pig, and was so awkward during her performance because she could see herself on monitors.

“She was also able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium,” a backstage source tells Us Weekly. “She flipped out. She came running off the stage, yelling ‘Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!’ She was inconsolable.”

Has she not taken a shower in three years? Or looked in a mirror? What exactly was she expecting to see? It’s not like she had grown a tail and had a robotic arm. “Oh my gah, wuh happened to me? *munch munch munch* Why I look so fat? *munch munch munch* It must be special effects. *munch munch munch* I love Cheetos.”

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People are still looking for excuses as to why Britney Spears’ MTV Video Music Awards performance was so bad, and now they’re blaming her hair. Apparently Britney and her hair dresser Ken Paves (also Jessica Simpson’s hair dresser) had “creative differences” backstage right before Britney was scheduled to perform and Paves ended up walking out on her. Us reports:

Spears, 25, ended up doing her own hair after abruptly dismissing Pavés (Jessica Simpson’s go-to glam guy) just 30 minutes before she took the stage. “Ken was in the middle of doing her hair, and she just said, “You’re really annoying me! Get out,” says the source.

Pavés gave Us a more polite version: “I did go to Las Vegas to work with Britney. However, once there, I made the professional decision not to do her hair for the VMAs.

But a second backstage staffer gives a different account. “There were creative differences with the hair guy and he left. That was stressful.”

Not only that, Vegas Confidential claims Britney wanted to have brown hair but her managers forced her to wear blonde extensions from Jessica Simpson’s Hair-u-Wear line. Britney even paid her own stylist $10,000 to make the trip to Vegas so she could go brown, but her handlers said “no way.” So there you have it. If it wasn’t Sarah Silverman’s jokes or Britney’s broken heel, it was her hair. God, what’s next? Tomorrow she’ll claim she performed so poorly because she saw a picture of a scary dog.

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Its difficult to believe that a singing sensation like beyonce can be ignored, but its true. Recently at the MTV music awards it was seen that 50 Cent had ignored Beyonce.

A clip taken from the ‘MTV music awards’ showed the Rap star apparently dissed Beyonce after she won the award for “Most Earth Shattering Collaboration” for the song “Beautiful Liar” with Shakira. 

It was clearly shown in the clip that as beyonce took the stage and moved in for the air kiss with Kanye who gladly returns the peck. But when she moved towards 50 Cent, he politely refused her invitation.
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Well controversy is no new for 50 Cent and here comes one more.

But the question here is- Does it matter to Beyonce?
                      
 

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Victoria Beckham is pretty much made entirely of plastic. She’s like a blow-up doll that can talk back. And nobody wants that. Especially me. I tried to return her to the adult bookstore, but her husband David Beckham showed up. He was yelling all kinds of stuff about kidnapping, defiling his wife, but I couldn’t understand his weird British talk. I told him I just wanted my $50 back and, unless he wanted to taste the sweet strength of my tree trunk arms, he best step back. Sure enough, he cowered in the corner and started licking a soccer ball. For such are his ways. This story totally happened. Except for the $50 part. I only paid $20.

A bunch more shots after the jump.

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