Christina Aguilera’s pregnancy was revealed again, this time by an executive producer of the Emmy Awards which airs Sunday. After confirming that Kanye West would be performing, the producer let it slip out that Christina is pregnant. Ok! Magazine has the scoop, if you can call it that:

In describing to OK! how the songtress will be performing the classic tune “Steppin’ Out,” exec. producer Ken Ehrlic casually let it slip that “We’re sensitive to the pregnancy, but I can’t wait for her to sing.”

If I was Christina Aguilera, I’d never confirm the pregnancy. I could be spotted walking down the street with the newborn baby and I’d just pretend it was a purse or something. Who wouldn’t want to keep it a secret? If she admits to being knocked up, then she has to admit she had sex with her husband. Have you seen the guy? He’s like a wimpy-looking caveman, but with bushier eyebrows. And not quite nearly as evolved.

More of Christina showing off her massive cleavage as she leaves Fred Segal after the jump.

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Las Vegas showman Jeff Beacher wants Kid Rock and Tommy Lee to box each other at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. The winner will receive $1 million. They’ll also lose their dignity, but, hey, that was never there to begin with. E! Online’s Mark Malkin reports:

“I have already spoken to a couple of the oddsmakers here in Vegas, and Kid Rock would be the favorite,” Beacher just told me. “They are saying that Z-list Tommy Lee is just too old and beat up.”

In case you were worried, this spectacle is going to be super-classy:

And in the true spirit of re-creating Sunday’s VMAs, Beacher said, “I’ll even have Mini Britney open the show!”
If you’re not familiar with Mini Brit, she’s a 26-year-old little person named Terra Jole.

Okay, the Mini Brit, here’s her website. Go nuts. Now, who in the hell wants to see two white-trash rockers recreate their pansy fight? Besides the entire South. And that trailer park by the expressway. Other than that, nobody. Well, maybe the mentally handicapped. And the illiterate which also includes the NASCAR crowd. Wait, I already mentioned the South, didn’t I?

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Hayden Panettiere went to a salon this morning. And now you’re seeing pictures of her. Seriously, no need to thank me. I do it for the children. After the mayhem Britney Spears caused, someone needs to step in. I don’t see Angelina Jolie putting up hot pics to ease the suffering. Goodwill ambassador, my ass. Fortunately people like me are around. Self-less, charitable people that nurse an unhealthy obsession with young prime-time stars. Yep, I’m just like Jesus. No, wait, not just like. Exactly like Jesus.

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Demi Moore has spent an estimated $450K on cosmetic surgery to defy the ravages of time. Unfortunately, despite her looks, she still can’t land roles and recently started crying about ageism in Hollywood. I was hoping she’d bake some cookies or knit a quilt instead, but here’s what she had to say, as reported by The Sun:

“It’s been a challenging few years, being the age I am. Almost to the point where I felt like, well, they don’t know what to do with me. I am not 20. Not 30. There aren’t that many good roles for women over 40. A lot of them don’t have much substance, other than being someone’s mother or wife.”

Demi forked over big bucks to keep her body in shape, but didn’t get the results she was looking for:

As well as breast implants, collagen injections and liposuction on her hips, thighs and stomach, she had a £5,000 (roughly $10K U.S. dollars) procedure to lift the sagging skin on her knees.
She also employed an army of advisers - including a nutritionist, personal trainer, yoga teacher and kick-boxing coach.
But since then she has appeared in just two films, Bobby and Half Light, with two more scheduled for release this autumn.

You know what would be a great role for Demi Moore? Playing someone’s grandmother. Ashton Kutcher’s perhaps. She’d bring some real authenticity to the role. I honestly should be a casting director. Except I’d always have to cast myself as the Romantic Lead. I’m perfect for it, what with these rock-hard pecs, sweet biceps and a jawline that makes women want to passionately ravage me then do my laundry. But I’d make sure I cast someone hot to be my love interest. No one over 30. Dude, that’s gross. Why would you even suggest that? Your mom ate modeling glue while you were in the womb? Say no more.

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Mariah Carey unveiled the new “Jury Duty Postage Stamp” yesterday. The state of New York felt she’d make a great host for the event. Wow. Did they call her mother a whore in the process because why stop at just asking her to unveil stamps? What’s even sadder is she actually accepted the invitation. I guess I can expect to see her cut the ribbon at the new KFC down the block – that is if she fixes herself up a bit. We’re talking fried chicken, people, that’s the big leagues.

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Britney Spears and Kevin Federline had an impromptu meeting yesterday at the office of Mark Vincent Kaplan who represents Kevin. The meeting was Britney’s ideas. She seems to be in panic mode after the VMAs. People reports:

“Britney asked for [the meeting]. She wants to put an end to this public debacle,” says the Spears source. “However, Kevin [has] refused. He needs more money so he’s determined to win this.”

Court documents released Aug. 30 show that Spears’s income is $737,868 a month and that Ferderline receives $20,000 a month in spousal support but has no “net income after business expenses.”

Man, where do I even begin? The obvious one: Kevin Federline has business expenses? I don’t know about that. Sounds a bit suspect, but not really important in the scheme of things. He’s practically Mother Teresa when compared to Britney. To prove my point, yesterday was Jayden’s first birthday. While Kevin threw him a pool party on Sunday, my sources tell me Britney bought the kid a Happy Meal and a fedora “just like mommy’s.” Two minutes later, while stuck in traffic, she ate the meal, the hat and half the emergency brake. While it’s not safe to eat and drive, Britney had her bases covered. Jayden was driving.

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Beyonce Knowles gets the tittle of the best dressed women of 2007

According to People magazine made it official that all three women Beyonce Knowles, Jennifer Lopez and Gwen Stefani  are “Best” side of People magazine’s “Best & Worst Dressed of 2007″ double issue, which his store shelves on Friday.

“Beyonce just looks amazing every time she goes out,” assistant managing editor Cynthia Sanz told Reuters. “She likes to show off her curves and she is very glamorous
Beyonce has her own fashion line, “House of Dereon,” that mixes hip hop influences with feminine touches like lace and ruffles that she launched with her mother, stylist Tina Knowles, in 2004.

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