Christina Aguilera was spotted grabbing dinner in Brenthood with her ogre of a husband last night and showed off her very pregnant belly. That’s right, her big beautiful bouncy bellies. Mmmmm. Wait, what? I mean, uh, she looks smart. I respect her for her mind.

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OJ Simpson was questioned today after he allegedly broke into the Palace Station casino last night and stole some sports memorabilia at gunpoint from Alfred Beardsley, a memorabilia dealer. OJ admitted to the AP he took the memorabilia (which he once owned and claims was his) but denies he broke in and used a gun. TMZ reports:

[Beardsley] he had arranged to meet with someone last night who was interested in buying the suit and other Simpson memorabilia. Beardsley says the man was actually a member of Simpson’s crew. He says the men stormed the room, two of them with guns drawn.

Beardsley says the men claimed to be police officers. OJ and others demanded that Beardsley and two other men surrender their cell phones. Beardsley refused to do so. Beardsley says the group stole every piece of memorabilia in the room, including items signed by Joe Montana. They also took a case of never-released leather editions of Simpson’s book, “I Want to Tell You.”

OJ Simpson is living just the classiest life imaginable. I’m surprised nobody has written a children’s book about him. You know, to inspire kids. Dare them to dream!

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A lot of celebrity news is going to transpire today, but nothing is more important than this story, right here: Ice-T’s wife has breasts the size of a Guatemalan village. I don’t even know what kind of cyborg back-implants she has to carry those things, but bless her heart. Women everywhere can learn something here today. You should be able to comfortably seat a party of ten on your chest, otherwise you better be awesome in the kitchen. Real awesome. Like you make the best roast beef on the planet – and then your chest quadruples in size. I think I saw Martha Stewart do that once.

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Us Weekly reports that the FOX network has been in negotiations with Britney Spears’ camp as of yesterday afternoon to get her on Sunday’s Emmy Awards, just a week after her disastrous performance at the MTV VMAs. A source says she won’t be performing though. “The idea is to have her come on and apologize for the VMAs. She’s weighing the offer.”

A source close to Britney sort of denies the story, saying: “I can’t say this is 100 percent not true. All I can say is that the Emmy people aren’t dealing with her record company, her manager or her agents at William Morris. So if she is doing anything for the Emmys then it’s not going through the official channels.”

There’s really no need for Britney to apologize anyway. It’s not like anybody was expecting her to get up there and blow everybody away. We’ve seen what shape she’s been in lately. I’d actually consider her performance a success, since most people were expecting her to get on stage and roll around on her belly while wheezing and going, “Wheee!”

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Colin Farrell took a homeless man on a $2100 shopping spree in Toronto. Colin had the met the guy years ago while filming a movie, and decided to catch up with him. The Daily Mail reports:

Farrell reportedly told shop assistants, “Get him anything he wants. Whatever he needs,” before shelling out $2,100 (£1,050) on new clothes and outdoor gear at Toronto’s Europe Bound Travel Outfitters store. Staff helped the homeless man, known as Stress, and Farrell pick out a coat, a sleeping bag, and a rucksack stuffed with socks, boots and new underwear.
“He was a cool guy. He doesn’t act like a movie star,” store manager Dave Mott said.

But Colin’s generosity didn’t end there.

According to newspaper the Toronto Sun, after the shopping spree, Farrell asked Mott for directions to the nearest bank machine, where he withdrew a wad of $20 (£10)notes for Stress.
Now Stress reportedly plans to take a bike trip around Farrell’s native Ireland.

Wait a minute. I don’t know many homeless people that plan on taking international flights to go bike-riding. I do know a homeless guy who will wash your windows for half a hash brown. Though he does a really crappy job. Sure he’s only got a three month old magazine and his own spit, but show some pride in your work, Hash Brown Joe. I even threw in a ketchup packet. Yeah, Colin Farrell bought you a Lexus, so what? I gave you Heinz ketchup. That’s the Lexus of ketchup.

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Larry Birkhead, the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby Dannielynn, “fake-posed” at the grave of Anna Nicole’s dead son Daniel. Mark Speer, a former bodyguard for Larry, gave the NY Daily News an earful on Larry’s saint-like activities:

On “fake-posing” at Daniel’s grave
“One day he said he wanted to go to Daniel’s grave, ostensibly to pay tribute to him on his birthday. But it turned out he had another idea. He said, ‘We’re going to meet two guys from Splash.’ They had arranged to wait in some bushes at the cemetery. They took pictures of Larry pretending to be sad and emotional at the grave site. Only the Splash guys weren’t quite satisfied, so they asked him to do it again, and for me to get out of the picture. We did three takes. That was the first sign to me that Larry was in it for the money.”

On negotiating custody of Dannielynn with Howard K. Stern
“It was a secret meeting, where he got to see Dannielynn. … I heard Howard tell Larry that he’d give him custody of the baby if he [would allow] Stern to remain as executor of the estate. Larry said, ‘I’ll think about it.’ At one point, the baby burped up some fluid on a blanket. Howard said, ‘I bet you’d like to have that for DNA.’?”

On, uh, wow, just keep reading
Even more shocking is a trip Speer says he took with Birkhead on a private jet belonging to a wealthy friend of Smith’s. The friend’s wife “pulled out a stack of photographs,” Speer recalls. “They were pictures of Anna and the baby … in a hospital bed with her son Daniel. Daniel appeared to be dead. [The friend] told me he was dead.”

Excuse me, I need to slather my chest in shoe polish. Someone’s got to get Dannielynn out of there. It’ll take a true hero with brass balls the size of hubcaps. I’m pretty sure I still know how to catch a bullet with my teeth. I doubt it will come to that. My plan is to throw some spare change at Larry and while he’s busy licking a quarter, I’ll grab Danniellyn then jump off the roof onto a dinosaur. We’ll make our way to Mexico. There I’ll hand her off to the first person or cactus I meet. Years later, on my deathbed, Dannielynn will come to me and say “Gracias, Senor Dinosaur-Hunter. You saved my life.” Then I’ll die and Larry Birkhead will take pictures of himself playing Parcheesi with my corpse. Whoa, surprise ending!

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Alba was seen in a press conference recently.

She was present in the conference to promote her next project which is a comedy ‘Good luck Chuck’

Alba was asked about her next project, would it be Sin city 2 or Fantastic four3?

Here’s what the actress had to say……

Can you talk about your possible involvement in Sin City 2? Or Fantastic Four3?

Jessica Alba: I have no idea. You probably know more than I do about both of those movies. To be honest the actor is always the last to know. They’re like, “We’re bringing this screen we still have to wrap our heads around the character but we’ll give you three weeks to do that.” (Laughs) So yeah, I’m truly the last to know.

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