Adrian Grenier is not ruling out a relationship with Paris Hilton. As of right now, they’re just friends, but according to Adrian, “there’s a world of possibility!” (And gonorrhea. Possibilities and gonorrhea.) Now prepare yourself for a combination of words describing Paris Hilton that will make your face implode. E! Online reports:

“I think she’s absolutely wonderful. I really like her, genuinely. So, there’s that. Just genuine human-to-human appreciation. But she also has a very unique experience that I’m curious about. It’s an experience she’s been intertwined with for many years. Well beyond the many years I’ve had to experience this sort of celebrity situation. So, you know, we’re sort of helping each other out. We’re sort of mutual mentors.”

I see Adrian Grenier act on Entourage. I basically take it for granted that he’s of a mild intelligence and can interact with people unsupervised. But, now, I’m absolutely positive he’s mentally retarded. Paris Hilton as a mentor? Shouldn’t he have a case worker that takes him miniature golfing or something? I don’t pay taxes so this poor sap can get his genitals melted off. Until I see Adrian Grenier performing safer, more monitored activities like eating ice cream or, I dunno, dirt-bike riding without a helmet, the IRS can bite my ass. Which is unbelievably firm, so I hope they have strong teeth.

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There they are! How drunk was I last night? Somehow I let a transvestite run off with my Batman and Robin. No, that’s not a tranny, it’s Cameron Diaz. Oh, gross. Wow. I don’t even want them back. She can keep them. I’m okay with a deflated sac. Fortunately these washboard abs will be the perfect distraction. Yep, you can do laundry off these babies. Which I often do in the company of a lady. It makes her wonder where the muscle ends and the man begins. Oh, wait, now she sees it. Yeah, I lost a few men, honey, two to be exact, but the battle’s still on – in my pants. Where my penis is. Just wanted to make sure you got that.

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Well, it finally happened – sort of. Due to the claims of Britney Spears’ former bodyguard Tony Barretto, Kevin Federline has been given temporary custody of the children. FOX News reports:

Commissioner Scott Gordon will order the boys, 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James, turned over to Federline based on information that Los Angeles Family Court received over the weekend about Spears, the sources told FOXNews.com.
During Monday’s custody hearing, Spears’ former bodyguard accused the pop star of having “issues of nudity and drug use” since she returned from rehab.

You know we all joked about this day for months, but seriously, there’s nothing funny about this. Not even the fact that Kevin Federline is considered a morally sound and intelligent human being capable of rearing two children. Nothing humorous there. Nor is there anything remotely funny that Britney has now lost her lawyer, manager, and kids. I just don’t see the comedy there. Thank goodness Lindsay Lohan and her dad are prayi — Hahaha! I’m sorry, I couldn’t keep a straight face. Do you think Hell is as hot as they say it is? I’m just curious. Will they let me bring a cooler?

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Hey guys, I woke up feeling shitty as hell so I’m not sure how many posts I can get up today. I don’t want to exaggerate, but doctors tell me it’s Ebola. I thought I’d be able to make it through the day, but it’s hitting me harder and harder and all I want to do is curl up in my closet and work on my will. I took a bunch of NyQuil, so if posts go up erratically (or not at all) assume it’s because I’m falling in and out of consciousness. In three hours I predict I’ll confuse a bowl of soup for my computer and wonder why my internet is so slow (and delicious!).

To make up for having the immune system of an infant, here are some shots of Jennifer Garner looking pretty amazing at the world premiere of The Kingdom.

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Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael Lohan visited her in rehab a month ago. He had remained quiet on the visit until now. Michael talked to the U.K.’s News of the World about Lindsay’s improvement. Here’s what he had to say, as reported by Star Magazine:

On the first time seeing his daughter in years
“As soon as I arrived, Lindsay rushed into my arms and curled up in my lap and sobbed like a baby. Lindsay said, ‘Daddy, I have done some terrible things and been addicted to drugs but please believe me I will never do drugs again.’”

On how his divorce from Dina Lohan affected Lindsay
“Lindsay said since me and her mom had split her life had just not been the same. My heart ached and I was racked with guilt.”

On Lindsay’s current state
He says Lindsay is enthusiastic about her new lifestyle in rehab. She spends most of her hours scribbling song ideas on a notepad, gardening, and caring for the center’s horses.
“These are the things normal people take for granted. Things which Lindsay has not done for a long time because she has been wasted on drugs. I have seriously not seen her this happy in years.”

On the state of another troubled starlet
“You only have to look at the poor state Britney Spears is in to know living in Hollywood is not good for these young girls. Lindsay and I both pray Britney can turn her life around too.”

Lindsay Lohan and her dad are praying for Britney Spears. I want to say I can come up with a funnier punch-line, but, seriously, how do you beat that? I’ve written some hilarious shit in my day, but that takes the cake. Michael, I’m sending you my King of Comedy crown. Yeah, it might be a Burger King crown with “King Funny” written in magic marker, but wear it proudly. I don’t know how to get the French fry smell off of it. Maybe you can ask Britney Spears. When you’re done praying for her soul, of course. Ha! Michael Lohan, ladies and gentleman. The true master of comedy.

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First Britney Spear’s lawyer Laura Wasser quit and now her manager is kicking her to the curb. Jeff Kwatinetz, who works for The Firm, apparently was fed up after Britney’s last-minute decision to change her outfit at the VMAs. She made the change herself without notifying anyone, according to TMZ. Kwatinetz issued the following statement:

“It saddens us to confirm media reports that we have terminated our professional relationship with Britney Spears. We have represented Britney for the past month. We believe Britney is enormously talented, and has made a terrific record. But current circumstances have prevented us from properly doing our job. We wish Britney the best.”

Jeff Kwatinetz is a pansy. How difficult can Britney really be to manage? Obviously someone didn’t tell him he just has to keep snacks on him at all time. And by snacks, I mean whole meals. Keep a few burgers tucked away in his suit pockets. Maybe some turkey legs in his briefcase. Whenever Britney acts up, just sit her down and pop a burrito in her mouth. Is that so hard? People are so weak in Hollywood. I bet her next manager will quit for something lame like Britney being videotaped doing drugs in front of her kids. Man-up, you sissies!

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Eva Longoria surely has the looks that could kill anyone.

The American Television Hands Out Emmy Awards had all the stars gathered in one place.

It was a red carpet event and Eva Longoria was spotted in golden colour dress. She looked extremely beautiful in a Golden dress.

All that glitters is definitely gold when Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria is wearing it. The 32-year-old wore a dress by Kaufman Franco, the same designer who created her wedding dress.

Eva seems to be loving the creations of Kaufman Franco.

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