Britney Spears has been charged with two misdemeanors including a hit-and-run for the incident back in August when she pulled into a parking space and hit a car, and for driving without a valid license. If convicted on both charges, she faces up to a year in jail. A City Attorney’s spokesman says:

“According to the DMV, Ms. Spears was never issued a California license – ever.”

Sweet mother of Jebus, Britney Spears doesn’t even have a driver’s license? How is that even possible? I mean, I’m not surprised, but how did it take the authorities this long to figure it out? You’d think they would’ve cracked the case when she was caught driving with her baby on her lap, or when she had her baby seat strapped in the wrong way, or basically every time she has ever been behind the wheel ever. I could blindfold a monkey, punch it in the head, and throw it in a car and it’d end up driving better than Britney Spears. Probably take better care of her children too.

Original post by Suzi

Jessica Simpson was spotted jogging around yesterday on the set of Major Movie Star. Not, like, for fun; she was filming a jogging scene. Though whatever she’s doing it seems to be working. I hear they asked Britney Spears to jog around for her new music video but she just rolled around on her belly and asked for more pudding. Then she wheezed “That’s a wrap, guys,” and ordered a pizza. Because nothing washes down pudding like eating an entire pizza. That’s a scientific fact.

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Brad Pitt currently stars in “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.” I guess there’s no real need to see that movie after that title. Thank you for saving me $10 and two hours of my precious time, movie-title-making guy. While at the premiere, Brad seemed to be totally enthused to talk about the experience, according to the Daily Intelligencer:

When a perky MTV producer threw him the standard softball, “What did you learn from doing this movie?” Pitt didn’t swing for it. “I didn’t learn shit, really,” he said.

Absolutely riveting. Brad Pitt you have mastered the art of the interview. I look forward to your next film, when you’ll tell reporters that the experience taught you how to “go f— yourself.” Don’t ever stop evolving as a master conversationalist, sir. You’re so close to the zenith of human communication.

NOTE: For the record, I hate MTV and wish Brad Pitt would’ve broke the producer’s face with his super-human abs. Did you ever see Fight Club? Brad could stop a Mack truck with those puppies. As for me, well, I don’t like to brag, but I’ve been known to squash a tank like a tin can with mine. It’s something I do to pass the time, and to let the government know I’m not paying those back taxes so they should just give up already.

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Kim Kardashian recently did a photo shoot for Playboy. Us Magazine has just learned that Kim will be the December cover girl and the photos contain more than rumored. Check out the details:

A Playboy source tells Us that Kardashian’s shoot reveals more than originally planned. Though her body is mostly draped in sheets and jewelry, the source says that Kardashian “will show one boob, and her bare butt.” Kardashian’s 12-page pictorial “will be one of the longest spreads Hef has done in a long time.”

Longest spread Hugh Hefner has done. Kim Kardashian has gigantic ass. Must resist obvious joke… Temptation strong… Iron will kicking in. And we’re good. No, seriously, this is the greatest Christmas present I could ever get. Next year world peace could break out and the following year I could win a million dollars, but I’d just sit there, sipping my egg nog, saying “Remember that Christmas I saw Kim Kardashian’s bare ass? That was the best Christmas ever.” They should make a holiday special celebrating this event and show it to sick kids. Give them a reason to fight, dammit!

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Britney Spears has been ordered by a judge to take parenting classes and abstain from alcohol 12 hours before seeing her children. Being the genius that she is, Britney’s been clubbing every night since the ruling. Star Magazine spoke with attorney John Schweitzer to get an outside opinion on Britney’s situation. Here’s what he had to say:

On ignoring the judge’s orders
“By going out like this she is really running the risk of losing custody of her kids. The judge is now going to watch very move she makes. The judge gets the newspaper like everyone else and he will take something like this into consideration until his final ruling is made.”

On the legal consequences Britney could face
“Some of the punishments could include holding her in contempt of court, which could result in a fine, imprisonment or both. Or, the judge gives more visitation rights to the other parent, in this case Kevin, or, he can take the children away if he feels Britney is not focusing on the best interest of the children.”

On what Britney should do to keep her kids
“If I were her lawyer I would tell her to lie low, stay in the house and spend time reading to her sons and doing arts and craft projects with them to enforce learning and bonding.”

Arts and crafts? Is this guy serious? He literally just suggested that Britney Spears use scissors, glue and possibly popsicle sticks around small children. Does he want her kids to lose an eye? Why stop there? He might as well suggest that Britney take them to a gun range. Although at least there, witnesses would be present. I also like to believe the employees would give Britney a candy gun. Not for safety purposes. They’re just tired of her getting teeth marks on the real guns. They really need a snack machine in there.

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Eva Longoria is very excited about the new gay couple in her show Desperate Housewives.

Eva had been waiting for the season four of the popular TV show Desperate Housewives and she is extremely happy about her new look in the show.

Eva says, “I am really excited about the gay neighbors, it is about time. I am surprised we haven’t had them before. They’re my neighbors and I haven’t really interacted with them too much. I would love to see that in the script. Gabrielle should be friends with the gays.”

Eva has also said that the gay couple will not get along well with Susan in the show, but they will get along well with Eva and that’s what she’s all excited about.

Original post by Sarah

Beyonce Knowles looked cool with her new hairstyle.

She was spotted at the 50th anniversary party of the GQ magazine. Beyonce has had wonderful performances in the past few days in her concerts.

The photographers rushed to snap her picture in her new hairstyle which made her look similar to Cassie, but we all know that Beyonce surely has her own unique style and stands out differently in a crowd.

Beyonce was seen feeling very shy and tried to avoid the cameras but the photographers didn’t wanted to loose the chance of capturing her in her new look.

She looked cool with straight hair but personally I feel her she looks really Awesome with her curls. Wat say?

Original post by Sarah