A few weeks ago O.J. Simpson’s girlfriend cheated on him with a handyman. O.J. confronted the guy and threatened to kill him. Now why does this sound familiar? The New York Post reports:

With his gal pal, Nicole look-alike Christie Prody, next to him, Simpson peeled his Lexus sedan into the driveway in the late evening as Marlene Gonzalez was parking her brawny hubby’s pickup truck.
Simpson made a beeline for her, shouting, “I need to f- - -ing talk to you,” Marlene Gonzalez said.
He told her that her husband had sex with Prody earlier that day, she said.
“I told him he had to solve that problem with his girlfriend,” she said.
Janos Gonzalez, who had been inside, emerged and told Simpson to leave.
But Simpson told the lantern-jawed lothario: “Come over here. I’m going to f- - -ing kill you,” Marlene Gonzalez said.
Simpson then placed his hand behind him as if drawing a gun, she said.

Okay, stop for a minute. If you’ve had sex with O.J. Simpson’s girlfriend and he shows up at your house threatening to kill you, it’s a safe bet that HE F—ING WILL! How stupid do you get? Who does this guy think he is coming out of the house? I didn’t know Superman’s real name was Janos Gonzalez. Apparently I’ve been misinformed, because Janos here is going to demonstrate how bullets bounce off his chest.

NOTE: When did the Post start writing like a harlequin novel? “Brawny hubby?” “Lantern-jawed lothario?” This isn’t even Page Six, this is their actual news. I tried to read about the presidential candidates, but I got confused when the stable-hand started churning the lady-of-the-house’s butter while the baron was out to market.

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Salma Hayek gave birth to a baby girl on Saturday. The little one’s name is Valentina Paloma Pinault. While no pictures of the child are available, I’m going to assume she looks like the Incredible Hulk. But at least five times bigger. Don’t agree with me? Take one look at Salma’s prenatal stomach and, if you can’t feasibly see a comic book character the size of a bus gestating in there, you’re legally blind. Honestly, how are you even reading this? Oh, the site comes in Braille. Well then, you’re welcome, blindy.

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Beyonce is one star who loves to keep trying something new all the time.

Recently she was spotted with silky straight hair and now she up with her hair colored. She looks really nice in both curly and straight hair. But her latest brown hair looks simply too good.

She was spotted in her sexy hairstyle in a party at the Sean Jean ‘Unforgivable Women’ fragrance launch event, wearing her new wavy tresses, cascading down her back

Her new hair colour is rich. Her hair colour is in dark brown shade with a highlight of hues of brunette. Beyonce can carry off any colour on her hair really well.

Beyonce always keeps re-inventing herself and this is one of her best re-invention.

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Jessica Alba and Dane Cook are more than excited for their new movie Good Luck Chuck.

Jessica Alba has tried her luck in a comedy flick and she is looking forward to get a positive response from the movie.

Dane has praised Alba for her performance in their movie GLC. Dane said that Alba is a beautiful person inside and outside and it’s very hard to find a rare person like her

He says she is  very natural innate communicability and at the same time a beautiful person. He also likes her sense of humor.

He was in awe when he saw her cool attitude.

He said that ‘Alba came to the set and was like, ‘I don’t really care about how this makes me look or how I’m perceived. Let’s just do what’s going to get us the laughs at the end of the day.’ I enjoy the day much more when I’m with somebody who is willing to go for it like she is.

Another fan adds up for Alba.

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