Wes Anderson’s short film Hotel Chevalier was released on iTunes earlier this week for free, but since iTunes doesn’t work for everybody, now Google Video has the entire thing up also. The short stars Jason Schwartzman and Natalie Portman or, more specifically, Natalie Portman’s naked butt. So yeah, if that’s something you might be interested in you can watch the whole thing above. I’m not sure what other reason you’d possibly have for watching this thing. Maybe you don’t see enough people brushing their teeth or talking really slowly in your regular life.

Slightly NSFW because of, well, the whole naked butt thing.

Original post by Suzi

Joey Fatone is reaching out to Britney Spears - in the creepiest way possible. While appearing on Extra, he had the following to say:

“I think she just needs some time, some time to really heal.”
He’s now inviting her to take refuge far away from Hollywood at his home in Orlando.
“Britney call me, come over to my house, come to Orlando, get way from it all,” he pleaded. “It’s a good thing to get out of L.A.”
Fatone admitted he hasn’t seen Britney in a while but added, “If you’re there, let me know. I’m here for you sweetheart.”

Listen, Joey, I understand that you were the fat guy in N’Sync and Justin Timberlake got all the tail. Including Britney’s when it was fashionable to do so. Now, not so much. Anyway, I have to admit, your plan, while desperate, is pretty clever. If you do get Britney to your house, there is a 110% chance she’ll get naked. I also hear she’s drinking a lot, so that’s good and will help her get over the whole fat thing. Whether that entails you being fat or Britney being self-conscious about her own weight is between you two and the Burger King drive-thru she’ll make you go through at least twice in one hour. Don’t forget to stop at Dairy Queen on the way back. Britney needs a Blizzard to get in the mood - ooh, and a milkshake!

Update: Apparently Joey Fatone is married and has kids. I had no idea people still do the whole mail-order bride thing. You learn something new everyday.

Original post by Suzi

Beyonce will be performing in Mainland China.

Beyonce will promote her latest album ‘B’day’ in China. Her album was released in September 2006.

She is all set to perform at the Shanghai Grand Stage. Her performance too will be rocking like her previous performances.

the Beyonce Experience 2007 World Tour kicked off April 10,2007 in Tokyo, which was followed by a 41-city North American tour and a several European dates.

Beyonce concert tickets are currently for sale and they are sure to make big money.

Original post by Sarah

Jessica Alba is tagged the worlds sexiest woman.

Alba landed in the FHM’s sexiest woman in the world title this year and bagged the number 2 position.

But she does not seem to be affected by these poll’s she said that ‘I don’t really think about it too much I’m like everybody else’

‘I get insecure about things just like everybody else. I wake up in the morning and think’, ‘what the hell am I going to do with my face today or my hair? What am I going to wear?’

She says that people make her feel like she is not a normal person and she believes that whatever the magazines do are just for publicity and she does not consider it to be the truth.

Looks like Alba is fed up with all the attention she gets.

Original post by Sarah

I’m not exactly sure who Kristin Bell is or what she’s done, but here she is wearing a bikini on the set of Heroes. Apparently her character has the ability to put on silly hats and pretend her hand is a gun. That’s a pretty neat power I guess. In a tough situation she could make a bank robber, I dunno, laugh to death.

Original post by Suzi

Kate Hudson went out for a stroll in New York City yesterday, but it looks like she’s missing something. I can’t quite put my finger on it. It’s something I usually look for in a woman. Personality? No, that can’t be it. In fact I’m pretty sure I just made that word up. It’s almost like there should be two objects in her general chest vicinity. And, in an ideal world, those objects should almost suffocate Kate when she jogs. Man, what are those things called?

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In case you were wondering how much Lindsay Lohan loves coke, she’ll stoop to hanging out with Steve-O to get it. And by get it, I mean steal it. Steve-O was on Howard Stern yesterday and told listeners about Lindsay’s heist. Page Six reports:

Lohan took what he called the “Boog Suge” from him after she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to his place to get it. There’s even proof she was there - Lohan had to sign a release while at Steve-O’s house for a DVD he was filming at the time.

I just thought of a brilliant idea. CIA, listen up, you’ll want to hear to this: Somebody should tell Lindsay Lohan that Osama Bin Laden has a stray bag of blow hanging around - prime for the snatching. She’ll find him in five minutes flat. Bam! Terrorism solved. Whatever few Al Qaeda members are left, I’ll handle. When they come for Osama, I’ll simply flex and the sheer shockwave will send them careening into the cosmos. I really hope someone at the Pentagon is writing this down.

Original post by Suzi