So apparently today is Britney Spears Day or something. What, you didn’t know? Anyways, the uncensored version of Britney Spears’ Gimme More video has made its way online and features scenes left out of the final cut, including multiple shots of her topless wearing nothing but pasties. The quality is pretty terrible, but think about what you’re complaining about. Like really think about it. Why not just ask me to rub this porcupine in your eyes?

Check out the LSFW video after the jump. The good stuff doesn’t begin until about two minutes in.

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An insider tells Life & Style that Britney Spears beat Kevin Federline “several times during their marriage,” and that’s why K-Fed asked the judge to order her not to use corporal punishment on Sean and Jayden. A source from Britney’s camp denies the rumor, saying:

“This is just another attempt to make Britney look like a bad mom.”

Has the guy from Britney’s camp been asleep for the past two years? Attempting to make Britney look like a bad mom is like trying to prove that Hitler was kind of a dick. Besides, beating Kevin Federline is probably the most responsible thing she’s done in her entire life.

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I wouldn’t exactly call this shocking news, but it appears Britney Spears cares more about her Yorkie London then her own children. Britney lost her cool at a Mexican restaurant when she wasn’t allowed to eat there with London in her lap. Ok! Magazine has the details:

“It set her off into hysterics,” the source tells OK! about the scene at the Marina del Rey, Calif., eatery. And a friend of Brit adds, “She cares more about London than her boys! She’ll let anyone hold Preston and Jayden, but has to really trust you for you to even touch London.”

The friend also reveals to OK! that, “If one of the boys is crying and London is barking, she’ll pick up London while the nanny calms the babies.”

Britney seems to love a lot of things more than her kids these days. I’m just waiting to read a story about her trading Sean for an extra packet of hot sauce at Taco Bell. But, c’mon, she can’t be that bad. There has to be something Britney loves less than her kids. Besides wearing clothes, long drive-thru lines and stupid judges that make her pee in a cup. What about that guy who gave her the small slice at Pizza Hut? I hear she jumped over the counter and tried to stab him in the face with a fork.

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Kiefer Sutherland will serve 48 days in jail because of his DUI arrest a few weeks ago. He must immediately serve the first 18 days, which are for his probation violation, after he is sentenced. He has until July to serve the remaining 30 days. Kiefer pleaded “no contest” to the charges in part of a deal with prosecutors. E! Online reports:

In exchange for copping to a count of driving with a blood-alcohol level above 0.08 percent, prosecutors agreed to drop a second misdemeanor charge of driving under the influence, Los Angeles City Attorney’s Office spokesman Frank Mateljan told E! Online. Sutherland, 40, won’t be formally sentenced until Dec. 21.

Many wonder how this will affect his work on 24, but FOX is standing behind their lead man and issued the following statement:

Today our friend Kiefer Sutherland resolved his criminal case at the earliest opportunity. Kiefer made clear to us at the time of his arrest that his first concern was the welfare of those he worked with and that he intended to do whatever was necessary to prevent shutting down the show because of his situation. He told us that even if he had to sacrifice more time in custody in order to protect the show and the jobs of those who work with him, he would do so. From what occurred today, it is evident he is a man of his word. We wish him well and look forward to a long relationship with him.

It’s too bad Kiefer Sutherland isn’t the star of that other FOX show Prison Break. Ha! See what I did there? Because he’s going to prison. And then he could break out. And both shows are on FOX. Get it? Yeah? No? I hate you! *runs away sobbing and slams the door*

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Britney Spears new album “Blackout” will be hitting shelves early. Originally scheduled to be released November 12, the album will be in stores October 29. I’m marking my calendar right now. I can’t wait to get my copy and, you know, go deaf. The Sun reports:

An unofficial source at her label told me: “The demand for Britney’s new album has taken everyone by surprise. People are desperate to get their hands on it.

“Executives at the label decided to give people what they want, so they opted to get it on the shelves as soon as they possibly could.”

I can’t go anywhere without hearing that Britney’s album is actually really good. Well, no shit. She didn’t even make it. They brought her in for one day at the studio, slapped a Frappucino in one hand, a Chalupa in the other, and told her to say anything into the mic. Just random words, it doesn’t matter. The entire album was already in the can. And, of course, what words came out? “Gimme More.” I mean, how dare they bring her a measly Grande Frappucino? Britney Spears gets at least a bucket of Frap, or she walks.

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Beyonce gets triple nominations.

Beyonce has bagged three nominations in the American Music Awards.

She has been nominated in the Female artist nomination categories. The selection procedure was different this time.

Earlier the winners were selected by a national survey of some 2000 people.
Nominees were initially chosen based on record sales.

Ballots were then sent to a national sampling of 15,000 people and the top three vote-getters in each category became nominees.
It will be for the first time that members of the public will be able to vote for the nominated artists online.

Online process is definitely better.

Original post by Sarah