I’m not sure how valid these claims are, but 29-year-old guitarist Scott Kohler says that Britney Spears invited him and ten other strangers to her Malibu mansion two days after she lost visitation rights with her kids. During the party Britney got tanked on coke and booze, according to The Sun:

He said the 25-year-old downed vodka, then stripped to her underwear and said: “Let’s get in the Jacuzzi.”
Kohler said one man offered Britney cocaine and “joked he wanted to do a line off her chest, and she agreed.”
She “seemed drunk” and took coke herself, he claimed. But she still passed a court-ordered drug test the next day.

Here’s what I don’t buy. First, that somebody was able to do a line of coke off of Britney Spears’ chest. I mean, how do you not accidentally get a Taco Supreme wrapper stuck in your nose? That’s gotta hurt. Hot sauce in the nasal passage is no picnic. Second, Britney Spears doesn’t take drug tests. That would indicate she actually wants full custody of her kids. Then how would she be able to have sexy nude parties and eat fried chicken? You can’t do that with kids around. I guess she could lock her sons outside by the pool - unattended. But, then you’re just spoiling them.

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Owen Wilson is doing his best to prove he’s not using drugs. He’s even gone so far to keeping the bathroom door open at all times no matter where he’s at. Page Six reports:

The recently hospitalized “Darjeeling Limited” star attended a ball in honor of artist Takashi Murikami. “He was with a girl with blond highlights,” said our spy, “and he went to the bathroom and peed with the door open.”

What’s so unusual about that? I keep the door open all time when I use the bathroom. Whether at home or in public. Mostly to inspire people. You know, they see my physique and wonder how I keep myself looking like the Greek god Adonis. So I make sure everyone knows I’m not on steroids. Nope, it’s actually the human growth hormone which I inject straight into my chest with a turkey baster. My tears mean it’s working.

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Britney Spears’ friends are concerned she may be pregnant again. She was on Depo-Provera but kept skipping appointments for the monthly shot and claimed it was making her gain weight. (Oh, so that’s what it was. Silly me. Thinking it was Taco Bell.) In the meantime, Britney went on the birth-control pill, but she seems to have problems with that as well, according to Life & Style magazine:

“She’s constantly forgetting where she put them and to take them,” says the insider. “She seems to find it amusing — she laughs at how scattered she is.”
And making matters worse, Britney’s been taking a mild prescription stimulant, Provigil, which can decrease the effectiveness of oral contraceptives.

To make matters worse, Britney has surprisingly been finding guys willing to sleep with her:

She’s slept with pal Sam Lutfi, some friends believe, and her friend claims Britney and producer JR Rotem have been “hooking up.” “When her friends ask if she’s being safe, Britney says it’s just casual sex,” says the friend. “She seems to think that just because she isn’t in a formal relationship, she’s somehow immune to getting pregnant.”

It’s cute how Britney’s friends assume she’s somewhat familiar with the reproductive system. As far as Britney’s concerned, every once in a while, let’s say for about 8-9 months, she craves hamburgers and ice cream a little more than usual. She puts on a few pounds and then, hey, what do you know, there’s another kid running around. Did the stork bring it? She doesn’t know. Nor does she have the time to find out. Britney’s got a busy day not wearing clothes and driving her car aimlessly on the highway. Except where is she going to put a third car seat? Duh! The trunk.

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Heidi Klum threw her 8th Annual Halloween Party at The Green Door last night. She dressed up like a cat. A very lifelike giant walking cat. With human breasts. Some might call this a blight against God and nature, but I see a trend happening in housecats with implants. At least at my house anyway. C’mere, Lady Whiskerston of Purry-cat Lane. How’d you like Admiral Fluffytoes to pay attention to you more? Aw, yeah, you’d like that. ‘Cause you’re a good kitty, yes, you are.

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Duane Chapman, also known as Dog the Bounty Hunter, has been caught on tape using the N-word in a conversation with his son whose girlfriend is black. The tape was leaked to The National Enquirer and has caused considerable backlash. A&E which airs Dog’s show has suspended production pending an investigation despite the fact it’s their highest rated show. Here’s an excerpt of the conversation, as reported by E! Online:

“I’m not taking a chance…not because she’s black but because we use the word n—er sometimes here. I’m not going to take any chance ever in life of losing everything I’ve worked for 30 years because some drunken n—er heard us say n—er and turned us into the Enquirer magazine…I’m not taking that chance at all never in life. Never…”

Dog apologized for his comments yesterday and asked to meet with the Reverend Al Sharpton who replied with a letter this morning. The reverend said he would meet with Dog, but would not “sanitize that kind of hate language.” In his letter he also offered Dog an opportunity to prove he’s sorry, according to TMZ:

If you are sincere that this does not reflect you, you should not only meet with us, but you should march with us on November 16th and call on the government of the United States to protect people, that unlike you don’t have publicist, don’t have lawyers, and don’t have any protection. They used to have the protection of the United States government.

I never thought a guy who dresses like a blonde Native American mixed with a lesbian biker could be a closet racist. But they got him on tape. It’s a shame really. Dog could’ve taught us so much. Maybe not about life and certainly not tolerance. But about how to give Criss Angel a run for his money in looking like a douchebag. C’mon, can’t you just tell me if there’s a shop somewhere? Or do you just watch old Whitesnake videos and then, I dunno, try to look more gay?

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Kate Beckinsale and her husband director Len Wiseman, dressed as Satan, took their daughter Lily trick or treating last night. So what exactly is their kid supposed to be? The southern Belle love child of Satan? I don’t get it. What I do get is that Kate Beckinsale should wear tight leather outfit at all times. Somebody needs to make that a law. For the, uh, good of the country. Maybe it’ll boost the economy. I dunno, I’m not a doctor. Just a man with a dream.

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A scantily camo-clad Paris Hilton hosted a Halloween party last night at Club LAX in Las Vegas. Much like her Alice costume from the weekend she’s sporting the colored contacts for a scary touch. I’m more frightened by the fact that Paris Hilton is looking hot in all these little get ups. It’s almost like I hate my genitals. I might as well be attracted to my blender. You know, because it’s safer.

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