You probably don’t know who Sophie Anderton is, but she’s a lingerie model and reality TV star in the UK. Not only that, apparently she’s also a prostitute and does a ton of drugs. Awesome, I know. News of the World sent an undercover reporter to request her services and this is what they came back with:

When our reporter—posing as a potential client—declined [an offer of cocaine] she pulled a wrap out of her designer handbag, made lines on the coffee table and snorted them through a rolled-up £20 note. Then she called her dealer to the room and tried to get our man to buy two grams of the drug.

As name-dropping Sophie desperately tried to sell her body, throughout the meeting she:

* BOASTED about being on last year’s I’m A Celeb before BITCHING about the current contestants.
* TORE into rival supermodel Kate Moss, branding her a “f***ing nightmare”.
* DISHED the dirt on how she had her pal Prince Andrew rolling about with laughter at a party by INSULTING Harrods owner Mohamed al-Fayed.
* DEMANDED £15,000 a night for a WEEKEND of sex in the BAHAMAS with her and a hooker friend.
* HOOVERED up three lines of cocaine.

I’ve been saying supermodels should be role models for years, and I’m just glad they’re building my case for me. Sure, Mother Teresa was a pretty neat gal, but did she ever do lines of cocaine and then offer to have sex with you for money? Role model? More like role douchebag! Ha! Anyway, you can check out some more pictures and video of Sophie Anderton doing whatever it is prostitutes do at the News of the World site. They’re extremely NSFW which means they’re also extremely awesome.

NOTE: I added some pictures of Sophie Anderton not knowing how to walk because, you know, I figure she’s not embarrassed enough as it is.

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Britney Spears visited Petco over the weekend and bought herself two new goldfish, a bird and some other items for her dog London. She even demonstrated her awesome ability to know jackshit about taking care of anything, according to Ok! Magazine:

Store employees say that the “Gimme More” singer had wanted to keep both goldfish in the same bowl, but they advised her against doing so.
“We warned her about it,” says one pet expert at the store. “I would not be surprised if the goldfish were both dead in the morning.”

Really? By morning? That’s quite a vote of confidence. I wouldn’t be surprised if those fish died on the way to the car. Guess what, Britney, fish can’t breathe under-Frappucino. Who knew? But at least you have the bird. No, wait, don’t put it on a bun and – dammit! McDonald’s is right there. You parked your car in the drive-thru, remember? You even wrote “Milkshake now!” on the windshield.

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Julie Roberts and her husband Danny Moder parked their Mercedes SUV in a handicapped spot while shopping over the weekend. Wow, this from the woman who wanted to take Britney Spears under her wing. At least Britney only neglects her children and endangers their lives, Julia. You, on the other hand, inconvenienced the old and/or the retarded by making them walk a few extra feet. Let me know how hot it is in hell because, well seriously, I want to know. I’ve done some things. Can’t really get into it, but let’s just say I didn’t know they were all nuns when I was filming. In retrospect, perhaps all that BBQ sauce wasn’t necessary.

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Hayden Panettiere attended the 17th Annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and the paparazzi caught a small glimpse of her panties. Considering I wasn’t able to see if she was smuggling a pod of dolphins up there, I instantly became bored. But, then I discovered this: James Van Der Beek, alive! And posing with Hayden Panettiere. I thought he was dead. But if you take a look at this picture, you can clearly see I was wrong. I know! That is a lot of forehead. Just keep scrolling down and you’ll eventually see Hayden in the picture. It might take a while. Like a couple of hours. I dunno, I’ve been scrolling since six in the morning. God willing, I’ll strike eyebrow before sundown and set up base camp.

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers was arrested for public drunkenness and breach of peace at Dublin Airport on Sunday. The actor was displaying “erratic, abusive behavior” which led to his eventual arrest, according to USA Today:

Dublin Airport Police said they called Ireland’s national police force, the Garda Siochana, after Rhys Meyers refused repeated requests to calm down.
Police charged him with two counts of violating the Public Order Act, then permitted him to pay an undisclosed cash bail on condition he return to Dublin District Court on Dec. 5 for his arraignment.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers looks like a coked-out version of Voldemort, so I’m convinced that Harry Potter showed up at some point to lend officers a hand. Of course, I was also convinced that the real Chewbacca would show up for my eighth birthday party. Instead my dad just got drunk and wore my mom’s fur coat. Though a lot of the sound effects were spot on, I’ll give him that. But things went downhill when Dad threw the neighbor kid into the TV because he “didn’t want the Viet-Cong reading his mind and stealing his secret recipe for whiskey on the rocks.” When I told him that wasn’t in Star Wars, he puked on the birthday cake then punched Grandpa in the foot. Man, having kids is awesome. I should get a girl pregnant. But not leave town after I find out this time.

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Naomi Campbell attended the 30th birthday of British socialite Davinia Taylor at The Colour Rooms. Davinia Taylor used to have lesbian threesomes with Jude Law’s ex-wife Sadie Frost and Kate Moss. I thought I’d give you a little bit of awesome info to make up for what you’re seeing above. In the meantime, somebody get Britney Spears away from any and all computers. I don’t want her getting ideas, if that’s even possible. The last thing I need is paparazzi shots of this outfit hanging on for dear life at a Malibu Taco Bell. I don’t hate my eyes that much despite the fact they can’t even see through walls or women’s clothing. I mean, seriously, do they do anything useful?

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Vanessa Hudgens and her “High School Musical” co-star Ashley Tisdale spent Saturday morning working out at the L.A. Fitness gym. Last time Vanessa hit the gym she had her dad and his trusty water bottle for protection from the paparazzi. But being with Ashley Tisdale does have its advantages: “Whoa, there’s Vanessa Hudgens! Snap a pic. But who’s that other chick? Ashley who? Has she ever taken scandalous photos of herself that ended up on the internet thus shedding her good girl Disney image and ultimately boosting her celebrity status? No? Lame. Let’s go take pictures of something exciting before we die of boredom. I think I saw some old people eating bagels across the street. Yeah, dude, with butter. I know, let’s roll.”

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