Dennis Quaid and his wife Kimberly Buffington filed a lawsuit this afternoon against the makers of Herparin after their newborn twins were given a 10,000 unit dose at Cedars-Sinai Hospital instead of the normal 10 units for infants. The bottles for each dose look exactly the same. The couple is seeking more than $50,000 in damages, according to People:

The Quaids assert that the company knew of previous dosage mix-ups, yet failed to recall shipments of the drug or properly warn hospitals of the dangers.
“On a negligence scale of one to 10, Baxter Corporation gets a 10,” the Quaids’ lawyer, Susan E. Loggans, tells PEOPLE.

Glad to see the Quaids are seeking justice for the potentially fatal medical mix-up involving their kids. That being said, on a “using numbers to denote severity “scale of one to 10, Susan E. Loggins gets a seven for immediately jumping to 10 during an interview. You drop that bomb in the courtroom. I’m not even a lawyer and I know that’s a rookie mistake. Granted, I’ve been sued in several (hundred) paternity cases, but still.

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This one’s for you, ladies. Here’s Johnny Depp at the premiere of Sweeney Todd at the Zeigfeld Theater in New York City. I don’t see why women find him so attractive. Sure he’s rich, talented and has solid steel abs I could use for some blacksmithing. What do you mean that sounds a little gay? I’m only saying I’d pound out my red-hot broadsword on his abs instead of the traditional anvil. Then I’d go wrestle a dragon or something. I’m pretty sure that’s the most heterosexual and medieval mental picture I’ll ever paint in my entire life. A cowboy with ass-less chaps and a moustache wants to give me a high-five. That’s how straight it is.

NOTE: I also added pictures of Keith Richards because women freaking love him. Like this chick who seems to be having a ball carting his surprisingly alive carcass around.

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Selma Blair did a little shopping at the new Kiki De Montparnasse lingerie store in L.A. where she told People that she recently broke up with her boyfriend:

Surrounded by lace slips and garter belts, the actress said her newly single status doesn’t lessen her love of lingerie. “I have a lot of it, but mostly for myself,” she said. “It just makes you feel beautiful.”
And that, incidentally, is also what she’s looking for in a man. “I want someone who makes me feel good,” she said, adding with a sly smile, “if you know what I mean.”

Wait a minute. Selma Blair is just sitting around by herself wearing lingerie and pining for a man. OnStar, take me to Selma Blair! OnStar? Hello? Where the hell is… Dude, OnStar, get out of the fridge! Are you drinking my beer? C’mon! Take me to Selma Blair. It’s important. Yes, important enough for me not to wear pants in the car. Look, can we just, I dunno, go back to how things used to be? You know, where you were a little box above my rear-view mirror that obeyed my every command. But this time don’t deploy the airbag in my face. I need to look sexy and not all Owen Wilson-nose’d up. May he rest in peace.

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Penelope Cruz attended the Spanish Institute Gold Medal Gala in New York. Also in attendance was former president Bill Clinton who was a seat over from Penelope. Unfortunately, Oscar De La Renta was in Bill’s way (That’s what we call a “cock-block,” kids.), so Slick Willy took some evasive action and switched seats to be closer to his target, according to Page Six:

After being presented with a medallion from Queen Sofia, Clinton told the audience, “I was trying to figure out exactly why I would receive this award tonight. It may be because, even though I’m not of Spanish descent, I’ve seen every one of Penelope Cruz’s movies - and I liked them all.”

SWISH!

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Hayden Panettiere wore tiny shorts to the Ultra Body Fitness gym yesterday. I seriously admire Hayden’s passion for physical fitness and the short shorts that go along with it. Perhaps some of her fellow actresses could learn from Hayden’s example instead of exaggerating in their blogs about being a size two or flashing their engagement ring to the paparazzi. Not that I’m talking about anyone in particular. I’m just throwing out examples that may be eerily similar to someone I just posted about. Okay, you got me. It’s Scott Weiland.

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Helena Bonham Carter is extremely concerned with continuity while filming and such was the case with her latest film Sweeney Todd. It appears something was causing headaches on set; her crazy large boobs. Page Six reports:

“Anyone who . . . pays attention to my breast size will see there’s no continuity,” she tells January’s Playboy. “The first half of filming I wasn’t pregnant, and the second half I was, and because we didn’t shoot it in order, I start off with huge breasts and then I walk upstairs and suddenly I’ve got tangerines again. It’s melons to tangerines.”

What I love about this article is that Helena Bonham Carter is cutting straight through the bullshit as only a pregnant woman can. While everyone talks about the music and Johnny Depp, Helena gets down to brass tacks and says, “Look, if you watch this movie all you’ll notice is my monster rack. As an artist, I’d like to apologize for some inconsistencies in my chest size and hope that you don’t let it distract from my milk-gorged breasts, which again, is all you’ll notice.” Sold. I just bought a week’s worth of tickets. Wait, it’s not in 3-D?! Tim Burton, I’ll kill you!

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Jennifer Love Hewitt isn’t too happy about all the attention she’s been receiving after some unflattering bikini pics of her in Hawaii surfaced. The pictures overshadowed her engagement to Ross McCall which prompted Jennifer to do some blogging:

This is the last time I will address this subject.
I’ve sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women’s bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I’m not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.
A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn’t make you beautiful.
What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.
To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini — put it on and stay strong.

Xoxo

JLH

Dear JLH,

Thank you for encouraging women of all sizes to wear bikinis. You have provided me with job security for the foreseeable future and I can sleep soundly tonight on my albino tiger skin sheets inside my solid gold house.

[Insert symbols for boob-grabbing here]

The Superficial Writer

P.S. My robot made of diamonds is also thankful that he won’t have to be powered down and thrown in the dumpster. He’d thank you himself if he wasn’t busy cooking me pancakes and writing this post while I drink my weight in bourbon. Yeah, type that stuff good, robot. Or I’ll punch you like a roast beef sandwich. Hey, check this out. I think I peed in the dishwasher again. *laughs* I totally did. No one appreciates the wicked cool stuff I do. *cries* Hold me close, diamond robot, you understand me. What with your strong, shiny arms like my own. Wait, are you still typing?

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