MTV’s The Hills is once again being called out for its producers’ penchant for staging reality. This time it involves a trip Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port took to Paris where Lauren magically found romance because destiny smiled on her or whatever. Page Six reports:

Before Lauren Conrad and her Teen Vogue counterpart, Whitney Port, went to Paris to “work” at the Crillon Ball, producers were “frantically calling publicists to see if anyone knew any guys to set the girls up with in Paris. If they had a love affair there, then it would look better,” a source said.

The plan actually worked when the publicist for the originally-named band Rock & Roll came through for MTV:

“Lauren was filmed riding off with the guitar player, Matthias, on the back of his bike,” our source said. “They hooked up.”

While this further cements what anyone of modest intelligence could figure out: The Hills is full of shit. It also proves that Lauren Conrad will hook up with any man you put in front of her. I’m thinking her and I should meet for coffee. I know this great café. It’s actually in my bedroom, but it’s very romantic. I serve you Taster’s Choice in the nude, but don’t spill any on my Yoda sheets. Unless you’re turned on by seeing a grown man cry in the fetal position while surrounded by Star Wars action figures. Then by all means…

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Britney Spears claimed to be too sick to give a deposition yesterday in her custody battle with Kevin Federline. However, Britney was spotted out until two a.m. hitting up various gas stations, according to TMZ:

Cameras caught the popwreck and an assistant leaving her home away from home, the Four Seasons, for her other home away from home — a gas station — last night. Brit didn’t answer when we asked why she missed her extremely important deposition that morning, saying little more than, “It’s cold, y’all.”

After filling up at that station, Britney drove to another one. What is with her and gas stations? The only scenario I can come up with is that her real father is a Squeegee and Britney’s never going to stop searching until she finds him. Even if it means losing her two children, That One and Who’s His Name.

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