Britney Spears has been ordered to take randomized drug tests in order to maintain custody of her children. On top of that she must seek counseling and see a parenting coach. NY Daily News reports:

“Based on the evidence presented, the court finds that there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by [Spears],” he wrote in his nine-page ruling…. The judge ordered the 25-year-old to undergo random drug testing twice a week - and get a parenting coach.

Kevin Federline didn’t come out of the ruling without a few dings either:

K-Fed and Brit are barred from consuming alcohol or drugs within 12 hours of when they are scheduled to take care of their children, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1.
They also have to hire a parenting coach to evaluate them and report back to the court, and they must enroll in a Parenting Without Conflict program within five days.The battling exes are due back in court Nov. 26.

I would love to be a fly on the wall at those parenting classes. Just to see the look on the instructor’s face when Britney raises her hand and says, “Wait a minute, you’re supposed to feed those things? What did y’all call them? Chil.. dren?” The instructor would almost be completely shocked if he hadn’t just seen Britney use the CPR baby’s mouth as an ashtray.

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