Britney Spears ran over another photographer’s foot last night at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills, according to TMZ:

The paps refused to move, despite several warnings and documented footage of how Britney rolls. Moments later, Brit shockingly rolled her new wheels over a guy’s foot.

I’m a guy who loves danger a lot. I’m all for death-defying adventure like kick-boxing grizzly bears or knife tag. That being said, I wouldn’t get within 100 yards of Britney Spears behind the wheel of a car. Or even a golf cart. Actually, if she had roller skates on I’d probably run for the hills like a frightened schoolgirl. Though I’m pretty sure NASA hasn’t invented a pair of skates that strong. They’re too busy trying to get monkeys to mate on the moon or something. I can’t really say I’m all that familiar with their work. But I admire their passion for science and monkey sex. Inspiring stuff.

Original post by Suzi